Stranger danger 

When you sit on both hands until they go numb. You then use one to masturbate while putting the other in your ass.

Man I think I need to stop watching porn. Last night I pulled a stranger danger and got poop on my keyboard.

Stranger danger by Biggersexier March 3, 2021

Stranger Danger 

When you smoke a bunch of meth, break your wrist and then use the hand of your broken wrist to jerk yourself off.

"Did you hear about Kris? He got methed up and broke his wrist. Gave himself a good ole stranger danger before going to the hospital."

Stranger Danger by VisitorQ87 September 29, 2022

Stranger danger 

Is when you fall asleep with your gf or wife , wake up to a small like leprechaun guy named Dustin cuddling with you and dipping a sucker in your butt hole.

Shit I woke up last night to some guy dipping a sucker in my rectom and my wife was no were to be found all I could think was stranger danger.

Stranger danger by Pours when it rains December 8, 2023

Stranger-Danger Myth 

The belief that anybody that you don't know can and will do you harm, given the chance. This is often hammered into the minds of anyone older than the age of 2, and is meant to be used as an anti-kiddy diddler mechanism. Unfortunately, this is usually ineffective, as most diddlers-to-be are friends of the soon-to-be-diddled kiddy's family, or otherwise acquainted with the diddlee.
Furthermore, this myth can cause racism,xenophobia,paranoia, and other traits commonly expressed by home-schooled children.

You can thank the Stranger-Danger Myth for the behavior of most kids up to the age of 10 regarding strangers.

Stranger-Danger Myth by dont i know July 10, 2009

Stranger Danger Weirdo 

there are different meanings for weirdo's! there are the nice weirdos who likes stuff like music, movies, tv shows or books that other's might think that is weird, and then there are the stranger danger weirdos who are into kidnapping, killing or just plain weird. not your happy go lucky weirdos.

Sara: Becky is soooo weird!!! Alex: why? Sara: see what she is wearing? what a freaking weirdo!!!
Bob: see that guy over there? Anna: what about him? Bob: he's a stranger danger weirdo! he likes little girls and just plain weird! you stay away from him!!

Stranger Danger Weirdo by K412 January 7, 2024

Spicy Stranger Danger 

Sit on your hand until numb, eat some Fuego Takis, then jerk off violently in front of a mirror.

"Don't go in there, Justin has been at it with the 'Ol Spicy Stranger Danger for awhile!!"

Spicy Stranger Danger by AssMaster5k June 5, 2022

The Danger Stranger 

This is an intense form of masterbation. Combining the popular stranger method with the less-known danger method. You sit on your hand until it falls asleep. You then proceed to start whacking off so it feels like someone else is doing it, and about halfway through, you yell out for your mom very loud so that she hears you. This is what makes it dangerous, you have to finish the job before she makes it to your room to see you doing your business. Be very careful, for as exciting as this may sound, it has gotten many a young man in a lot of trouble.

I totally tried out the danger stranger the other night, and now my mom is making me take this stupid medication. I'll win next time.

The Danger Stranger by Brian H October 12, 2005