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Stoners creed 

Stoners...are a group people who get high together.(we are not that group that gets so high we lie cheat kill and steal to get high if your doing any of that your a fuck up not a stoner)..stoners are seekers..we are on some kind of journey...and seeking others that understand us..we figure our motto let's get high and gain some knowledge from one another..we like to chill..and be accepted we are family..even if we only meet once..we have one common in common..
CREED..AN UNSPOKEN RULE..if at any point u were a stoner and you were in the family...,,YOU DO NOT POINT A FINGER AT YOUR STONER FAMILY MEMEBER. .Creed is the rule of the golden oath of the stoner family we do not throw another under a bus..if you knew that stoner 20 years ago or yesterday....even if you become enemies..it's the respect of the stoner family...no one of us is better than the other..
Stoner creed..is the unspoken oath (a wink wink)I will never tell your family your friends your kids none of ur private business i will never tell what i know about you not now not in 20 years no matter how much we change or dont even like each other ..we know we just needed each other during that moment in time...forever and ever keeping our mouths shut..unbreaking trust
Stoners creed an unspoken oath of silence forever and ever
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Stoners United 

A group of the most opinionated, amazing, chill, aggressive, hungry, caring, back talking, bong ripping & joint hitting stoners in the whole world.

Also known as SU.
Lighter flick Stoners United.
Rdy SU?
Stoners United by Summer Leena April 11, 2009

Stoners Luck

When you lose your money in a super sketch deal. Usually happens with stoners bc were all too lazy to remember where our cash is. Can also be good like finding a stash weeks later.
"Yeah mannnn it sucks. I was gonna get a 40 sac this weekend but my money just fuckin left."
"that sucks, haha stoners luck man"

"whoa dude, i just found my 60 from last may!!! Hooray for stoners luck!"
Stoners Luck by "_" Stoned February 22, 2009

Stoners Tan 

A stoner who falls asleep (due to inhaling mass amounts of the chemical substance "THC") in the sun, sometimes obtains a sun burn. This burn is called a Stoners Tan. Stoners Tan's are easily identifiable by the uneveness of the tan, often only covering one side of the stoners face.
Haha~ Tyler's a fucking idiot getting stoned and passing out in his backyard. He's reppin' the stoner tan to the fullest!
Stoners Tan by pud monkey May 29, 2005

stoners bench 

Any sort of apparatus such as a bleecher, park bench, picnic table, and similar structures where high schoolers go to get get stoned in groups. Most commonly used stoners benches are hidden away from plain sight (like in a bush, behind a shed etc.) It is also a guarantee that all of them are covered in creative colourful graffiti as a mark left by other stoners. A sanctuary to escape the bullshit of everyday life, just make sure school security or cops aren't around to bust your ass
Stoner1: Hey man, I got some green but no where to smoke it safe.
Stoner2: Man there's the stoners bench behind the bushes at the end of the football field, no one ever sees us there.
stoners bench by kushsauce March 5, 2015

Stoners takeout 

When you take a downstem full of weed stick it up a girls vagina, light it, then take it out and suck the smoke out of her pussy while eating her out
Yo dude I got some amazing Stoners takeout last night! Got high while eating pussy!
Stoners takeout by Mschoksondik December 8, 2015

Stoners Graceland 

Another name for Wendy's. The late hours, stoner-friendly food, and 99¢ value menu are the main reasons for this nickname.
Dave Thomas is to stoners how Elvis is to your grandma.

Wendy's employee: "How may I help you tonight, sir?"
Johnny Potsmoker: "Just give me the 420 meal. You know the drill."
Stoners Graceland by Nick D October 29, 2003