turtle sniffing cotton

When you unsuccessfully attempt to hold in a turd and the end pokes out into your underwear, generally resulting in a skid mark.

Man, I need to find a bathroom bad. I've got a turtle sniffing cotton.

by Beamer from Hell October 24, 2008

blicky got the stiffy

A handgun with an extended clip. Blicky is New York slang for a handgun, Stiffy is New York slang for an extended clip.

"Niggas iffy, uh, Blicky got the stiffy, uh Got the blicky, uh, drum it holds fifty, uh" -6IX9INE

by xxbkytz January 26, 2018

stiff ptr

A 30+ year old that has no job, lives at home with mom, and thinks they're an artist/film maker.

Somebody that can't come up with their own creative ideas for a movie and has to rip off Michael Moore.

This idiot is trying to make a film just like Roger and Me based on Kodak's layoffs. What an unoriginal stiff ptr.

by Jim List December 29, 2007

stifftugboat

Its what's in your pants when you wake up in the morning.
Also could be used to describe the type of weather in your pants.

Man I had a bad stifftugboat this morning

Its feels like a good day for some stifftugboat

by mike wasoski October 29, 2008

stiffledorf

a woman who is a side footed straight legged swamp donkey.

look at her walkin around all locked kneed and sidefooted, like a goddamn duck....fuckin stiffledorf

by frank le tank July 2, 2017

Steffie

A Steffie is a down-to-earth girl with an exquisite, exotic taste. They usually do or don't like someone, no gray in between the black and white, but those they like are the lucky ones. Steffies are passionately talented and will not go for mediocre results.

Have you seen the exotic dress on that girl?

Awesome right? She's Steffie.

by someone caring January 20, 2014

Steffism

Upper-middle-class stalinistic pillowroomic phrenological matriarchal low affective moralistic benevolence addicted. Commonly found in Sweden.

Originated from Sweden's enlightened, supreme, and infallible prime minister Stefan Löfven.

The feminist was very Steffistic.
Swedish state television (SVT) uses Steffism as a powerful tool.

by Plopp402730 March 25, 2021