stat

To have sexual intercourse with another person for the first time. Must be at least one thrust inside the person to count.

"I picked up a stat last night off this hot girl."
"I need a stat, now!"

by Mac 9 March 3, 2008

stat

Abbreviation for status.

That nigga is mad loser stat.

by DME May 26, 2005

stat

status. put stat after anything (i.e. ballerstat) to remark about the level of that something that someone is

My friend was pissed after the gynecologist told his girlfriend about her virginstat. dont look at me.

by shinyunicornhorns February 8, 2009

Stat

Stat has a variable amount of meanings. If it is used as an insult to another person it means the person who is saying this word is extremely jealous of another person in the areas of female sexuality. The derivative of this word comes from the early 21st century by a poetic Chris Blain attempting to make an insult on a Royer, see definition. Since Royers cant be insulted the term changed to a more acceptable meaning.

"Shut up stat!". Meaning shut up its not my fault you get more girls then I do.

by Joseph Thiet October 5, 2004

STAT

aka "$TAT", is a family/gang/organization which means "Stay Trill And Triumphant". "$TAT" reps the color purple heavily to represent royalty, like young kings.

"There go them STAT boas, they always jiggy wit the outfits"

by STAT MOB April 24, 2017

Stat

From the Latin word “Statim” which means 10x faster than “Now”.

Who’s in the toilet? I want to take a dump, stat!

by DUKINO September 9, 2018

STAT

Home of the Falcons, Woodinville Highschool brings it upon them selves to categorize even within the group of jocks. STAT is exclusively for the douchbags as it stands for SEXY TALL ATHLETIC ON TEAM. Pretty much if ur in STAT ur “da shit” however if ur in GOT or ROT not so much. Perfect for homophobic white woodinville, GOT stands for GAYEST ON TEAM. And then there is ROT... not sure how or when this became a thing but pretty much the stoners and clowns on the team found a catagory for themselves, and that is Redneck on team. Pretty much for the people going nowhere in life after highschool....

Woodinville Highschool- the home for the mighty falcons but only really a home if ur white, rich, skinny, smoke weed, the girls are obsessed with vodka and throwing themselves at guys, the dudes only care about getting sloppy top, making fun of others, and their sports. STAT

by Purplehairdontcare February 16, 2019