Stargate 

A vagina that has been mercilessly pounded so many times it has become a cavernous opening. Much caution should be used if one should chose to challenge the Stargate. You may miscalculate a thrust and fall in. Should this occur without a proper lifeline (i.e. a load-bearing freighter chain) you will be forever trapped in an alternate dimension. Of course if you were to fall in, this would be the only time the owner of the stargate might possibly be able to feel penetration. No human penis in recorded history has been adequate size to flap the meat curtains on this monster.

dude, you're actually drunk enough to get with that? Here, take this length of steel cord I got from the ski lift operator. you're going to need it to resist the gravitaional pull of that chick's Stargate. remember to fasten it to a sturdy foundation, such as the load-bearing beam of a large building.

Stargate by katie the lady September 1, 2010

StarGate 

another term for butthole.

Last night she wanted me to probe her stargate

StarGate by Jtron3000 June 15, 2007

Stargate Atlantis 

Spin off show of Stargate SG-1. Sci Fi show that is set in the Lost City of Atlantis, located in the Peguses Galaxy. In the series this city was built by a race called The Ancients who moved the city from Earth to peguses for some unknow reason, probably to escape a plague.

Stargate Atlantis is on tv! Yay!

Stargate Atlantis by Melbell September 26, 2005

Stargate Universe 

Science fiction series set within the Stargate franchise mythology. More mature and serious in tone than it's predecessors, with higher production values it has been hailed as the saviour of the genre, the last remaining hardcore science fiction series on television and a departure from the shows it preceded, Stargate SG-1 and Stargate Atlantis respectively.

Garnering hate from a section of philistine supporters of the previous series' the show has found solace in critical acclaim and a more intelligence and thoughtful (if smaller) audience than the shows that preceeded it. The show has been praised by critics and scientists alike as it explores the human condition the way great science fiction should.

A true television masterpiece.

Did you see Stargate Universe last night? My mind it blown!

Stargate Universe by Jenks86 December 11, 2010

Stargate SG-1

Stargate SG-1 is the longest running science fiction show ever. It has just started its 10th season on Sci-fi. The sg-1 team consists of Amanda Tapping as Lt. Col. Samantha Carter,PHD., Michael Shanks as Dr. Daniel Jackson, and Douglas Christopher Judge as the Jaffa rebel Teal'c and untill season 8 Maj. Gen. jonathan "Jack" O'Neill played by Richard Dean Anderson and was replaced by Ben Browder as Lt. Col. Cameron Mitchell,. The show revolves around a large ring divice called a stargate. The gate is made of a eliment called Naquadah. the stargate can bring people and things to any number of far away worlds.

stargate SG-1 comes on every friday on the sci-fi chanel at 8:00 central time

Stargate SG-1 by Sean M. H. July 24, 2006

Stargate: SG1 

Awesome fuckin' TV show that features Richard Dean Andersen, Amanda Tapping, Michael Shanks, Christopher Judge, Don Davis, Ben Browder, Beau Bridges and occasionally one of the DeLuise family.

Hey! Claudia Black is gonna be on Stargate SG1 this season! Sweet!

Stargate: SG1 by injackspants July 20, 2008

Stargate Atlantis 

Mad pimp TV series. A counterpart to Stargate SG-1.

I'm watching Stargate Atlantis with my krew, it is mad pimp, fo sho!

Stargate Atlantis by Captain Dan March 1, 2005