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Jumping on stages

Jumping on your partner's "dingaling" as you're having intercourse with them on bed (the bed being the stage ofc)
Oh so you where jumping on stages last night with Jeffrey?*wink wink*
by Saggytitsyum March 19, 2021
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5 Stages of Grief

1- Denial
2- Anger
3- Bargaining
4- Depression
5- Acceptance
person A: My aunt has been through the 5 Stages of Grief since Biden won the election !
person B: Isn't she over-reacting ?
person A: Nah my uncle died of shock when he learnt that Trump lost.
by Ragondin November 18, 2020
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The 7 Stages of being High

1st stage- feeling the first breathtaking release from reality

2nd stage- this reality creates a world of happiness, a.k.a.
a slight buzz

3rd stage- as your buzz escalates, you discover happiness in all sorts of dimensions. Examples include music being clearer and more vibrant, humor exceeding expectations, and most importantly a pasty mouth

4th stage- your buzz is radiant. you have surpassed reality
and all of the worlds fucked up problems

5th stage- you feel alive/care free. you are in the
moment, eat it, express it. live it.

6th stage- you have completely entered a world like
none other. Your passionate, loving, free. this
world is your happy place

7th stage- You are high/at the top of the world. You are
content with your high and there is no need for
more. Happy.
G1: yo man....how high are you?
G2: dude....im probably at a 4....we should smoke more, i wanna get to a fucking 7 on The 7 Stages of being High chart man...
G1: great idea man....let's do this

15 min later....

G1: dude...guess what...
G2: what?...man....
G1: i'm at a 7.....
G2: right on...me too bro...happy as can be...:)
by Dr. Hoy April 24, 2010
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The Four Stages Of Being High

1. The Smoking Stage
2. The Eating Stage
3. The Everything is alive Stage
4. The Sleeping Stage
Guy 1: Those 4 stages of being high are soo true, i didnt believe it when you first told me before we lit up!
Guy 2: I knew you realized it when you started screaming at the refridgerater!
by DaFuzz March 13, 2005
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Greggy fit, full stages

A random fit that people throw when they get slightly annoyed or angered by a joke. It has 8 stages.

1.) Beginning of greggy fit, this is the best part to calm him down as he will ask questions
2.) Beginning the bad part, he starts saying that greggy fits are not funny
3.) He starts arguing with everyone and getting mad, it is at this point that he might start crying
4.) He starts denying everything about being mad and doing anything.
5.) He will start abusing his moderator powers and start deleting channels that talk negative about him. This is the last chance to stop the greggy fit
6.) He is full blown greggy fit stage, controlling this is an almost impossible task
7.) He deletes the server that he was having a greggy fit in, he stays mad afterwards for some time
8.) Greggy fit has been completed and he is going to create a new server
*Those are all the stages of a typical greggy fit
What happened? He had a greggy fit. Oh really? What are the Greggy fit, full stages
by Void Of Regrets May 31, 2022
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The Four Stages of Being High

First Stage: Hyper
Second Stage: Feeling very happy
Third Stage: Stoned; Where you feel almost dead and anything is comfy
Fourth Stage: Retarded; Where you literally can't operate your own mind and body

After the last stage, it will restart as a new cycle but a "higher" level
Person 1: Dude ok what if when we are smoking, like we are going through a neverending of The four stages of being high, and it just keeps going..
Person 2: Like how you get hyper then happy..oh then you get stoned..hmm and whats above that?
Person 1: Thats when you smoked so much and you are just Retarded
Person 3: Whoa dude..dude!?! look at the spider, I'm so high that I don't care.
by Dizz85 June 29, 2010
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The four stages of male sex organs

From smallest to largest

Phallus

Penis

Dick

Cock
I’ve been through those stages before!!

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