sporty jerk

a frantic hand-job, usually done when sex is not feasible and risk of getting caught is high

I gave him a sporty jerk in his bathroom before his mom got home from work.

by SportiestJerk October 13, 2006

sporty spice

The Spice Girl that was everyone's favorite. Sporty Spice was best known for her track suits, back flips and tattoos.

AKA- the only spice girl that could sing.

Sporty spice:
You take and inch, I run a mile,
Can't win you're always right behind me.

Wow, you are looking very sporty spice today.

by SG06 May 16, 2006

sporty vinny

you proceed to pull down what you think is a females pants but as the pants are being removed your suddenly surprised by a penis. then in your state of shock, the tomboy cock slaps you.

Dude i was mackin on this hot girl from the basketball team and i made a move and then she pulled a sporty vinny.

by shahin karimi April 16, 2007

sporty christmas

Wearing casual clothes at an event where you expected to dress up, ie at christmas or new years eve.

Girl 1 : Did you buy a new outfit to wear on new years eve?

Girl 2 : No, I'm having a sporty christmas.

by mikalover January 13, 2010

Sporty Queer

queer gay

"Wow, that girl Jasmin is such a sporty queer!"

by uwuslime420 May 10, 2019

sporty spice

A dude who plays a lot of sports, is single, and talks about sports all the time. Is slang for jock.

The skateboarders are outside and the sporty spices are in the gym playing basketball.

by looseygoosey3 May 13, 2010

sporty handfull

1. used as a desciptive term for the female breast.
2. typically directed towards the breast size of an athletic female whose breast size falls in the C cup range.

"hey cody, who is your new girlfriend? is she hot"
"yah, she's ok."
"how bigs her rack?"
" i would rank it a sporty handfull."
"score!"

by rankpuss November 10, 2009