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SPLATOOSHKA

This word can mean anything you want it can be a sound it can discribe something it can even be yelled during orgasm
oh yes im cumming im cumming.... SPLATOOSHKA!
by MADMAN January 16, 2015
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splatoon 3

obh my goodness splatoon 3 is comming out holy shit aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
splatoon 3 is coming out in 2022 but who cares amirite
by iddunno February 22, 2021
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Splatoon

A video game series created by Nintendo in 2015. It follows the story of the Inklings, in a post-apocalyptic world left by the humans after a nuke was targeted at Antarctica. But it is very colorful...
Wanna play Turf War in Splatoon?
by LouTehOctoling April 4, 2023
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Happy sploosh-year

When you are having sex or jerking off on New Year's Eve and you climax exactly at midnight.
I celebrated a happy sploosh-year last night.
by Jsummers33 December 9, 2016
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Sploosh

OMG While watching Magic Mike I was splooshing so hard you could take a bath it in.
by Thawane October 31, 2012
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Spladoosh

A brand of cream first released in 2008 to cure a disease called Sandy Vagitis, more commonly known as sandpaper vagina. Over the years, the CDC further developed their product in many different colors & flavors, as well as adapt its use for nature’s condom and OstrichCamels alike. The product’s advertising phrase soon became “Spladoosh: for those sandpapery days!”

The CDC was pressured to create Spladoosh in response to threats of women weaponizing their sandpaper vaginas. In today’s day and age, male college students routinely flock to their local Walmart for bottles of Spladoosh once a month to fend off rampant dust storms developing in female dorm rooms.
Tanya: “I haven’t been able to Fedelisk in days.”
Ron: “All I hear is ‘blah blah blah my problems.’ Take some Spladoosh or something.”

Susan: “My problems hurt.”
Dr. Jackson: “I recommend Spladoosh.”
Susan: “But-”
Dr. Jackson: “I RECOMMEND SPLADOOSH.”
by tothewillymobile October 18, 2011
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Splatoon 3

A Really FUCKING good game,
With a poggers Story mode (Furry ooze :D)
Me: I FUCKING LOVE SPLATOON 3 AHFVRGDVFSBS
You: …Okay Then?
by Jackwastakenx2 September 26, 2022
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