Jailhouse C-Section

n. While incarcerated, being sodomized by a cellmate of African origin with an erection of such extraordinary size that it tears the receiver's anal orifice, requiring stitches.

--Coined by Novawar of LifesAGlitchTV on a SC2 cast video "So Close That Kermit Arrived" 11/2/2012

Bubba just gave Jeff a jailhouse c-section and now he's bleeding out his ass!

by skeletorfarnsworth November 3, 2012

comment section

Where humanity goes to die...

This conversation is completely unreal! Its like, can anything be WORSE than the Comment Section on Facebook...???

by SantoBougé October 20, 2015

sectioned

(UK) For a person to be detained under the Mental Health Act 1983 against their will, admitted to hospital, and given treatment, if they are perceived to be a threat to themselves or others.

She was sectioned after being found wandering on the North Circular. Again.

by R_at_Splat June 2, 2005

Section Ape

1. Simians sucking at the government's teet and getting subsidized housing from hard-working tax dollars.

2. Government laws pertaining to this "social service."

Variant of Section Eight.

All the Section Ape housing around here is driving down the property values.

by taxpayerNonfreeloader August 9, 2009

nosebleed section

The uppermost part of a sports arena. Used to exaggerate the altitude of the highest seats, i.e. high altitudes give you nosebleeds.

We ordered our tickets later than everyone else and were forced to sit in the nosebleed section high above the field.

by Webster April 20, 2004

Names section of the Urban Dictionary

I want to rant. Just hear me out. Rant starting in 3...2...1...

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I'M TIRED OF PEOPLE MAKING THEIR OWN NAMES MEAN SOMETHING ON THIS WEBSITE!! HOW BAD DO YOUR LIVES HAVE TO BE FOR YOU TO REACH A POINT WHERE YOU DON'T FEEL LOVED ENOUGH? DO YOU REALLY THINK OTHER PEOPLE NEED TO GIVE YOU ATTENTION WHEN YOU DON'T NEED IT?!? THE PEOPLE WHO DO THAT ARE SELF-ABSORBED FUCKS WHO DON'T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT THE LIVES OF OTHERS AND WANT TO FEEL APPRECIATED WHEN YOU ALREADY ARE!! YOOOUUU MATTER!!!!!!!!!!! SO STOP BEING ON YOUR STUPID COMPUTER AND GO OUT AND HELP SOMEONE ELSE FOR A CHANGE!!!

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I hate when people search for the Names section of the Urban Dictionary

by Lauretta Rose June 13, 2016

Da Section

Wilbursection located in East Trenton, NJ is home to a sizable Black community, in addition to having small pockets of Latinos (mainly from Puerto Rico) and Italians. This sub-neighborhood is home to some of the most significant arson, drug dealing, homocide, prostitution, robbery, and violence in the city. The Crips street gang had a significant presence in East Trenton for a few years until massive attention was given to them by the Trenton Police Department and their senior leadership was targeted, arrested, and incarcerated, it is currently occupied by the Bloods street gangs.

Nah nef a bitch not bout to walk out da section.

by dumfucboi February 15, 2009