spaft

means a person who is so stupid that it is impossible to believe or someone who is so ugly a blobfish would win a beauty pageant before them

"Damn, Mark over there is such a spaft".

"Shut the hell up spaft, you don't know what the fuck your talking about".

by Genocidic_pacifist June 29, 2023

Shaftner

The act of a female (or male) taking a hit of crystal meth through their nose while performing fellatio on a man and blowing the smoke out all while never taking their mouth off of the penis.

I was blowing clouds with my old lady and she gave me a shaftner. It was badass.

by SlimShardy January 20, 2025