satosugu

a ship in the jjk (jujutsu kaisen) fandom of gojo and geto

person 1: what's your comfort ship?

person 2: it's satosugu

person 1: do you want me to schedule an appointment for therapy for you?

by katesayshi March 17, 2023

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Sorostitute

I am a sorostitute. I'm better than you and I know it. You can find me on campus in the SUV my daddy bought for me, rocking my Chanel sunglasses, North Face jacket, Nike Shox or Rainbow sandals. I never leave my sorority house without my letters somewhere on me. I date a fratdaddy. I don't care that he cheats on me with other sorostitutes because I cheat on him too. I take him to date parties and sorority events just to end up flirting with one of his frat brothers. I don't have a major. I take the easiest core classes I can find and do minimal amounts of work. I know that my degree won't matter anyway because I'm going to end up a trophy wife. I love Greek life and hate GDIs. I laugh at them with my sisters when we go out to the bars. I go out to the bars and drink not only on weekends, but on Wednesdays and Thursdays too. I sing loudly with the songs at the bars and I don't care if people stare; I know its just because they're jealous. I spread rumors about other sororities on my campus. I call them sluts and cokeheads when in reality I know of several girls in my own house that do coke and sleep with tons of frat boys. Rush is the most important week of my life. I spend a week talking to girls who I would want wearing my letters. I ignore the girls rushing who are ugly and fat. After we choose the group of pledges I haze them physically and emotionally. I yell at them and make them cry, I take them to frat houses and make them do embarassing things. After that, I will call them my sisters. Looks are all that matters to me. I spent money that was supposed to be for books on tanning and manicures. I have had plastic surgery. I'm always well dressed. I pop my collar and all of my handbags- my Louis, my Kate Spade, my Prada- are real. If I look like this, frat boys will want me and other sororities will be jealous. I look better than you, I act better than you, I AM better than you. I'm a sorostitute.

I'm in a sorority but I hate sorostitutes.

by UAlready Kno May 5, 2006

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soosool

An adjective describing an individual (usually male) who has been overly protected by his parents and behaves in a wuss-like manner, acting somewhat girly, and overly snobish. A mama's boy.
The behavior displayed by such individual carries a negative social stigma. A soosool is usually a target for teasing and gossip.

1: What's up with him?
2: Ah, leave him alone. He is a soosool.

or

1: You looked like a soosool in the party last night!!

by asdollah mirza March 25, 2007

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goku solos

Goku solos 😹🙏

Goku clout chasers: _____ has so many powers he'd easily beat goku

GokuChad: Goku solos 😹🙏

by Animekid999 March 28, 2022

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Soos

A catch all phrase that can convey anything or nothing at all. Common uses include but are not limited to; substituting for about any other word, replacing pauses in sentences, annoying people by elongating the o's in Soos to a ludicrous extent, greeting a friend, responding to negative criticism, etc

Friend: "I don't like how little you care about me."
Sooser: "SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS"

Friend: "Oh hey, haven't spoken to you in awhile."
Sooser: "Soos, we havent. I am glad to reunite with you."

Friend: "Soos"
Sooser: "Soos"

Friend: "What do you think about NAFTA?"
Sooser: "Sooooooos...... I don't know.. give me a minute to Soos about it."

by Sooser December 22, 2019

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