socks

a piece of hockey equipment worn over the shin pads. stupid non-hockey players occasionally refer to them as "leg-warmers". clearly they're idiots.

Person 1: Look at how ugly those legwarmers are!!
Person 2: Clearly you're retarded. They're playing hockey, they're not WEARING any legwarmers.
Person 3: Dude... I think they mean the socks....
Person 2&3: WHAT THE FUCK. THEYRE SOCKS YOU DUMBASS.
Person 1: Oh...true. Sorry, I don't play hockey, I do tae kwon do.

Person 2&3: Okay... we still love you. We guess.

by IHeartSouthKorea. October 22, 2010

socks

a material worn over your feet

i wear socks all the time

by jimmy stevan October 26, 2016

Socks

Are you really looking up socks?

Come on bro you know what socks are

by Bonita215 May 21, 2019

SOCKS

“It is what it is” in a loosely similar way of how the phrase is in Spanish. Saying each individual letter quickly will be the essence of “it is what it is” in Spanish. Basically means, “oh well, that’s life”

“Bruh this chick just bailed on me.”
“SOCKS, man”

by itiswhatitdobe August 7, 2020

Socks

A tool used to keep from doing anything gay

Aye bro we can cuddle only if you got the socks on tho

by Jeffrey eeeee August 17, 2020

Socks

Any feeling of emotion or physical object.

*Must be said in high-pitch voice*

“I lost my socks”

“Don't fuck on me or my socks”

“2319 get the socks, I repeat the socks must be contained!!!”

by Carlssocks November 4, 2020

Socks

Short for "Sucks Cocks", Socks is to recieve oral sex. If you recieve a pair of socks, you've been given a blowjob, and if you give a pair, you've licked out a girl.

-So what happened last nite man? I didn't see you anywhere!
-I was getting socks off of (girl)
-Man you rock!

by Andy June 16, 2004