Smude

A combination of insults: Stupid and Mud.

Person 1: Hey guys come play fortnite with me

Person 2: No omg u r such a smude

Person 1: *Explodes of sadness*

by mrquackingsoniscool May 20, 2018

Poop smudge

Noun. A visible smear of faecal matter deposited on the surface of bathroom sanitary ware. The deposition process being the muscle- and gravity-assisted expulsion of moderately soft excrement from the anus.

1) Tarquin, was it you who left yet another revolting poop smudge in our shiny new toilet?
2) Valdemort, that poop smudge you left is the work of the devil!
3) Felicity, I had no idea that posh girls could leave a poop smudge like that!

by poopsar_dude January 25, 2018

Smurdle

A Penis Fart that could stink up a whole room

Everyone had their noses plugged because a boy Smurdled

by rapmaster205 March 29, 2010

smurd

The bottom feeder of society. Often retarded looking and terrible at life. The most distinct attribute of a smurd is extreme shystyness

Jay: YO Caleb buy me cigarettes with ur fake i.d. Heres the money.

Caleb: here dawde...you owe me a quarter...and lemme get a square.

Jay: SMURD!

Caleb: Fwwhat are u talkin about dawde?

by JayGood December 29, 2008

Smuck

A person who acts foolish

Stop acting like a smuck.

by Soul_at_sea February 14, 2014

smudgina

A word meaning a penis which is inverted forming a vagina.
Inverted smudgina- A smudgina that has been inverted forming an inside-out penis.(Popularised by one Ross Fowler of Eltham)

Bob: The reason we can't make love is because i have a smudgina.

Linda: Great! I'm bisexual.

by Master Dan McCabe January 2, 2004

Smudcuck

Smudboy is jerk.

Smudboy suck he is smudcuck.

by Snotcore February 12, 2023