Smer

when you dont know how you feel or what to say.
can also be associated to amazing people.

1)'how are you?'
"smer!"

2)'wow, look at him! hes totaly Smer!'

by smerface March 7, 2009

smert

the ironic form of smart; dumb

That was real smert to light your hand on fire.

by Colin.LA April 17, 2006

smeerlap

Dutch for pervert or a dirty bastard , a word directed to a man depending on the situation , but if a guy wolf whistled or slapped a ladies ass , this is the word you would likley be heard said

Fuck off you pervert “ rotop smeerlap“

by carlos292 November 28, 2012

Smeerlapperij

Lit. Dirtbaggery in Dutch. A bloody mess caused on purpose. Also figure of speech, to express great irritation and you're not done speaking your mind about the subject.

"Ga die smeerlapperij godverdomme even lekker thuis doen, ja !? " riep de security tegen het stuiterende wc-hokje .
" Go do your goddamn filthy fuck-business somewhere else OK!?" The bouncer yelled at the bouncing festival toilet.

Wacht maar tot de pers lucht krijgt van die smeerlapperij!
Just wait until the media starts to show interest in that smut business!

by den haag October 7, 2015

Smert

When you do something average that benefits you greatly at the expense of institutionalized dumbness.

Those guys: We prevented those guys from innovating around our patents by scheduling a meeting and jerking them off.

Us (later) : smert

by Bag of doughnuts June 3, 2019

smergi

1. The best way to answer any question
2. The name of a very powerful squad
3. Smergi
4. SMERGI SMERGI SMERGI

I am part of SMERGI squad we travel in battle bus and we murder people, we are wanted in 17 countries and we will get sentenced to death if we are caught. Good luck

by robberbobber November 14, 2021

Smera

A very random person(usually a female) full of life who always smiles and looks at the bright side of things. Smera can get pretty annoying sometimes but can be very emotional at times. Especially when it comes to love. Smera can be a wee bit of an obssesive lover at times but knows where to draw the line.

Smera, you're so pissing off!
Hi, my name is Smera!
Smera, stop stalking him.

by I Love Bubbles April 14, 2010