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cock smock

a paper towel, tissue, pizza box or any other drapery used to keep the lap dry during a road-spank. Typically a hole is punched through the center of the paper towel through which one's member is passed. The user is then free to flog without worry of stained pants, after which the load is wrapped in the smock and discarded at the next rest stop or fast-food restaurant.
On my last drive across Wyoming, I must have burned through 5 cock smocks.
by Reuben Lo August 17, 2006
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smock mock

To make fun of someone wearing a smock in a mocking fashion.
Andrew, you dropped a heavy smock mock on Robin!
by SomeMillerGuy January 1, 2008
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i played smocket league with bourneo. he sucks
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smocking

Smocking is body painting for sexual gratification.

While the majority of body painting is done for artistic reasons, smockers belong to the subgroup that's just interested in getting their kicks. Normally either a negative or playful context, smockers aren't generally considered artists.
She thinks he wants to use her as the canvas for his next masterpiece, but he's just smocking.
by Carino Risagallo April 25, 2006
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wears a smock to a party

when using this phrase, it means you are referring to the person or idea as being lame.
Jess wears a smock to a party.

Wanna watch America's Next Top Model?
No way, that show wears a smock to a party.
by Ryan..the kid January 13, 2008
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Smock

A boy or man with a small cock. Very very small cock.
Girl: Wow look at that really hot guy!!! Friend: Yea I would hit if he didn't have a smock.

The real reason me and my boyfriend broke up is because he couldnt hit the g-spot with his smock.

Get that microscopic smock away from me.
by Rock LCR 904 October 1, 2013
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smocused

Adjective.

A portmanteau of the words "smart" and "focused."
JDF has an incredible reading retention rate. She can remember everything she sees in the textbooks in one go because she is smocused.
by tickledhamster May 20, 2011
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