a paper towel, tissue, pizza box or any other drapery used to keep the lap dry during a road-spank. Typically a hole is punched through the center of the paper towel through which one's member is passed. The user is then free to flog without worry of stained pants, after which the load is wrapped in the smock and discarded at the next rest stop or fast-food restaurant.
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While the majority of body painting is done for artistic reasons, smockers belong to the subgroup that's just interested in getting their kicks. Normally either a negative or playful context, smockers aren't generally considered artists.
While the majority of body painting is done for artistic reasons, smockers belong to the subgroup that's just interested in getting their kicks. Normally either a negative or playful context, smockers aren't generally considered artists.
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No way, that show wears a smock to a party.
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No way, that show wears a smock to a party.
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The real reason me and my boyfriend broke up is because he couldnt hit the g-spot with his smock.
Get that microscopic smock away from me.
The real reason me and my boyfriend broke up is because he couldnt hit the g-spot with his smock.
Get that microscopic smock away from me.
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