Smidget

A smushed midget- usually used as an insult

Friend 1:OMG, did you see how short she was?

Friend 2: I know right, what a smidget!

by Maddi P November 25, 2011

smidget

A person a little taller than a midget, a smidge over a midget (in fact), but not quite a real person (148cm - 155cm)

Damo - Have you met Malone...the new short stop, he's a midget!
Gavin - Nah Bro, he's taller than that! He's a SMIDGET

by Short Cunt September 20, 2014

Smidget

A person in bare feet, carrying their kicks, whilst walking home from last night's party.

Shotgun sees a drunk girl and tells the driver to ease up:
Yo, check this bird out, she's waaaasted!!!

Driver - yells out the window: You look like a fuckin Smidget!

Shotgun starts singing to Lil Wayne's tune 'A Mili' - 'A Smidget, A Smidget, A Smidget, A Smidget'

by kiordz August 20, 2009

smidget

a word for a small penis also created on the same day in 2003 as its sister word lossop.

its best 2 wiggle your little finger when usin this as an insult.

by masta J May 13, 2005

smidget

A smidget is a way to quantify a small amount of anything. It smaller than a smidge.

Person A: Hey I would love a fry from your plate
Person B: sure how many you want?
Person A: Just a smidget

by Burton197 July 30, 2022

Smidget

Slang for: “smaller than a midget” and is smaller than a smidgeon

“How much of this cake do you want?”
“I’ll just have a smidget”

by Slayinlife May 28, 2018

Smidget

A small amount of something

"Sir, may I have a 'smidget' of salt"

by The Potato King #1 February 14, 2022