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slavic meatballs

When you or a woman take a shit on your floor than you cover your testicles in it and you have the woman lick the shit off your balls
"Hey chad I heard you and Stacy got together" "yeah frank I gave her some Slavic meatballs"
by Green beta frog October 4, 2016
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Slavic Sex

It's like regular sex, but your fucking to hardbass while wearing an Adidas Jacket.
Бфяis- Hey babe, how 'bout we reestablish communism and also have some Slavic Sex

Иатаliа- Sure, I'm so ready (is dripping wet)

*5 minutes later*

H A R D B A S S I N T E N S E I F I E S

Бфяis- Мы должны восстановить социалистическую утопию для простого рабочего!

Иатаliа- Да, папа, верните коммунизм своей прежней славе!

fin
by Charlie Marcolini May 5, 2018
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Slavic Gamer

A Slav gamer (or Slavic gamer) is a species recently discovered during the Great Furry War, located in the east regains of Tic Tok. When the Great Furry War broke out, seeing that the small rebellion wasn't enough, gamers held out a helping hand in their time of need and became a known hero of the war. Soon there was an alliance made with the Slavic's of Tic Tok, thus the Slav gamers were born. You can identify a Slavic gamer by looking at the way they dress, they usually cover their faces with sunglasses, a beanie, and a strip of cloth covering their mouth and nose, almost like a bandit. Like gamers, their main chosen weapon would be a Nerf gun. You can detect a Slavic gamer in almost any part of its natural habit of Tic Tok but are very rarely found on trending or the for you page. If you happen to find one there, it is a very rare and meaningful sighting.
Slavic Gamer: (slah-vick- game-er)

A species which is mixed of a Slavic and a gamer.

used in a sentance:

Hes a Slavic gamer, you know.
by Justacommunist April 10, 2019
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Slavic Power Party

An social occasion in which two or more persons of various distant Slavic descent meet and consume small or large quantites of alcohol and\or marijuana and then proceed to communicate in different linguistically distant Slavic languages with only partial understanding between them.
Slavic Power Party example:

Polish: " Nie rozumiem o czym ty mówisz"

Croatian:" Ne razumiješ o čemu ja pričam?"

Polish: " Czaję, że mnie nie rozumiesz ale czy ty czaisz , że ja nie rozumiem ciebie?"

Croatian: " Ja razumijem da ti mene ne razumiješ ali ni ja ne razumijem tebe, razumiješ?"

Polish: " Rozumiem !"

Croatian: "Da?"

Polish: "Da!"
by Vlad the Tzar January 10, 2016
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Slavic Line Dancing

A large group of people extremely drunk off of Vodka, attempting to either dance or move together in some semblance of organization. Usually it's a lot of stumbling, tripping and incoherent movements of people who should be sitting down.
"Look out, that bachelorette party is about to be Slavic Line Dancing, we better get out of here"
by Madman With A Cause July 27, 2016
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Slavic AshTray

This will take place during fellatio. The man recieving involved will spark a ciggarette close to climax, then when he is near finishing pull the girls hair back, grab her nose and then simultaneously cum and ash in said females mouth. Hence forcing inhalation.
"you look happy today sir!"
"sure am! Gave my bird the old slavic ashtray last night."
by CakeAndOnly November 28, 2017
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slavic nuzzling

The grown man's second base: brushing one's beard/stubble across one's partner's chest.
Bayard and I had a few too many glasses of White Lightning, and ended the night with some Slavic Nuzzling on the couch.
by Donna Summersault September 25, 2017
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