Slaffering

The act of performing sexual acts often in public parks with dogs, often with multiple dogs salivating all over a person as they masturbate.

The man was arrested for Slaffering in the park with a Bernese Mountain dog, a Bull Terrier and a Saint Bernard.

by Waystar August 9, 2019

slaftkn

when you are half retarded

sam: david is very slaftkn

mia: heeeeew rude that like who

by arkers07 December 31, 2020

Slafe

That little piece of diarrhea that won't flush down the toilet no matter how many times you flush. It keeps swirling and swirling then disappears for a second only to reappear and mock you.

I had Taco Bell last night and had diarrhea - I have no idea how to flush that slafe.

by Astronautpants May 18, 2021

SLAFS

SLAFS is a swedish word used for describing a mixed substance or thing which is often considered as repugnant.

SLAFS - Substance Located At Familiar Spaces

Swedish teacher(In swedish with broadscanian accent): "Jaa.. Man undrar ju hur musen klarade övergången från mus till fladdermus. Det måste måste ju ha varit rätt SLAFSIGT här vid vingarna."

Swedish teacher: "Well.. One can think about how the mouse suceeded in the transition from mouse to bat. It must have been quite SLAFSY here by the wings

by PerO June 6, 2007

Slafailing

slacking and failing at the same time

Boris is slafailing largecore

by caitlinmoore October 2, 2008

slaff

When a young female masturbates, the sound they make is slosh... But when an elderly woman masturbates this is the sound they make. (See sloshing/fap for more information)

Guy 1: Ew I heard my 72 year old grandma slaffing last night.

Guy 2: Ew... At least that's not as bad as when I heard my 92 yr old pepep paffing -.-

by T-7 April 7, 2009

slafate

the short moment before the sneeze occurs

during the slafate time, I peed my pants

by Cora Nolise Gim June 19, 2019