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Truman's Law of Singular Swaggity

The physical property was discovered by the MCHS senior class of 2011 while observing their colleague, Truman. It was determine that his own natural attraction to swag also branches out to people around him so they attract swag while in his general vicinity.
1: Nigga, where'd you get all that swag!?
2: Haven't you heard of Truman's Law of Singular Swaggity?
1: Damn, you been hanging with Truman? Lucky asshole! >.<
by OiiKii September 29, 2011
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ONE SINGULAR LEAF

He is the embodiment of Nature. The prototype signed to C9. A terminator made to destroy 100T(weets). One vanity may fall, but 1 singular leaf will stand tall.
"With how good that one singular leaf is, even my mom watches VALORANT now too!"
by sheev March 26, 2022
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spindly (singular) Spindlies (plural)

Men between the ages of 30 and 38 who are extremely thin,and look like they are 17.
Oh no, our blind dates are spindlies.
by Carolyn Lehman June 27, 2005
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Testicular Singularity

When a man allows a woman to twist his Scrotum so tightly that the individual testicles are no longer distinguishable. Typically requires 8-10 complete twists to achieve Testicular Singularity.
Boris: "Hey Jeff, wanna come watch the football game at my house this sunday?"

Jeff: "No thanks Boris! My wife and I will be attempting to achieve Testicular Singularity that day!"
by Hugh Honey April 17, 2020
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singluarity

New spelling of singularity, thanks to our king Kim Taehyung.
“That song Singularity is a bop.”

Excuse me, its Singluarity
by Kiwa260 June 2, 2018
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singularity

A point in time at which, theoretically, technological progress accelerates exponentially, such that nothing taking place follwing said point can be predicted.
"WTF?"
"Yeah, the singularity took place this morning. You missed it, 'cause of your hangover. It'll take you centuries to catch up."
by Protag June 29, 2006
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Singularity

Singularity is Taehyung's new single and the comeback for BTS (방탄소년단) LOVE YOURSELF 轉 Tear
Did you see Singularity yesterday it was the best thing ever.
by Dak the kpop fan 123 June 5, 2018
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