siamese cat fight

When two chinese girls get in a fight. (Like a cat fight but with chinese girls.)

" oh shit, there's a siamese cat fight going on over there."

" I was so mad at her, I almost started up a siamese cat fight."

by L.Macrae.Pats May 25, 2009

Siamese saddle

When ur fucking a 2 headed girl and one is sucking ur dick while the other is eating your ass.

I did the Siamese saddle with Abigail and Brittany Hensel.

by Dingle Quandale the third May 20, 2022

Siamese Tree Frog

When excessive heat, humidity and sweating cause both sides of the testicles to spread and stick to both legs . This is much like a standard Tree Frog in which the testicles stick to one leg or the other. However, a Siamese Tree Frog distinguishes itself by sticking to both legs simultaneously. This typically occurs - but is not limited to - seated or prone positions. See also Tree Frog.

Brian: Damn son, it's hotter than Hades out here.
Joe: I know man, I'm Siamese Tree Froggin' like sonuvabitch.

by TacomaBeags October 2, 2017

siamese roman shower

the act of simultaneously shitting your pants and projectile vomiting.

root: roman shower - the act of two or more persons simultaneously vomiting on each other.

i was about to read a story in front of a large audience, but my xanax hadn't kicked in yet, and i freaked and gave the front row a siamese roman shower.

by rose kent August 16, 2007

Siamese Dick

When a couple is about to perform anal sex and the man covers his dick in glue and proceeds to ram it into the girl's asshole, thus forming an inseparable siamese twin.

"Dude, you gotta try the siamese dick with your girl tonight! Don't forget to buy the glue!"

by BiigFrahh July 2, 2014

Siamese Profile Syndrome

The disease that effects more that 50% of social platform users. The onset is slow but eventually the subject has their head bonded to another and their image is posted as their profile page.

My friend suddenly became a victim of Siamese Profile Syndrome and is now connected to their significant other..it's a shame.

by Jamfetto June 23, 2009

Siamese Stalker

The same as a stalker, only they make it more obvious and just follow you around. Comparable to a Siamese twin, but not physically connected.

Logan must really like you, 'cause he's acting like a Siamese Stalker!

by Flabs June 25, 2012