Shatsquash

shit in the womans vagina then after that immediately squash the shit into the vagina with your penis!

you just got shatsquashed, BITCH!

by Ejac Ulate May 8, 2009

shvatsa

Yiddish word for nigger. Derived from Schwartza (sh-var-tza) which stems from the Yiddish word schvartz, or black.

Drake calls all of his Jewish friends, "My shvatsa!"

by scottg74 May 7, 2016

Shiatsu-snooze

It's the massage induced state of half sleep in which all seems fine, and you couldn't bother less about anything.

Chantal is so laid back, it's almost like she has a permanent Shiatsu-snooze

by Niels Hoglund June 7, 2009

shats

short for 'shattered'

You: There was no more pizza at the canteen!
Me: Aww, shats for you

by gretel851 March 19, 2011

shats weak

a school appropriate way of saying, shit is weak like on grandmas boy, usually used sarcasticlly

track coach: how far did you throw the shotput today?
karl: 45 feet
me: shats weak!

by cameron cowger March 16, 2008

Shatsturbating

The act of pooping, whilst, simultaneously, masturbating. This act is best accomplished on a toilet, or toilet-esque surface.

"I ate a lot of beans, and then I shatsturbated!"

Larry: "Wow, Turner, what's that smell coming from the bathroom? It smells of quando and poopy."
Turner: "Don't blame a brothah for shatsturbating. It's natchrill."

by Jason Brown Bear January 13, 2008

Shmatsy

another name used for someone who is a pussy.

Pj Tomasasetti is such a shmatsy.

Look at that kid over there playing golf, what a shmatsy.

by birdwellington January 8, 2010