Shrex

When you're chilling in your room and then Shrek starts railing you from behind.
"OMG!!!!! HARDER!!!! I FUCKING LOVE SHREX!!!!!!"
by Inni84 April 22, 2023
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Shrex

When you have shrex with the ogrelord shrek.
Shrek:I will make you mine

Me:Shrek is love Shrek is life

Shrek:Lets have hardcore shrex
by Slapnfapin February 17, 2020
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Shrex

The action of committing sexual pleasure to Shrek.
It was Tim and Holly's first time having Shrex.
by Thomas_Sangster69 June 09, 2019
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Shrex

Intercourse in devotion to the Ogrelord Shrek. Can include ogrely wet, bloody soppy dildos,multiple strap-ons, little children getting corn dogged in the urethra, the credit-carding of infants, getting fingered to the point of a bloody orgasm, the use of purple-tinted ejaculates in the hopes of acheiving shrekkish orgasm, penetrating a green swamp slug of slimy beauty, the anal fistish rape of a giant sperm cell, a skull fuck shishkabob, an alaskan firedragon with a colossal ogre cock, etc., etc. ...
drek 1: i caught a view of my goat-wife involved is unlawful shrex with a bloody urethra cock and I, myself snorted in-derisively
Shrek: WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY SWAMP?! *sand paper bareback fuck with tiny teen anal first timer*
by Onion thumper for Shrek November 22, 2015
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shrex

The act of having sex after having consumed psychedelic mushrooms, or "'shrooms".

'Shrooms + sex = shrex
"Martha and I went to her family's cabin for the weekend. She talked a lot about how nature inspires her visual merchandising strategies, but then drank mushroom tea, smoked joint, and had interstellar shrex for four hours. It was insane. It was way hard to bust, though."
by Fashion Bath August 23, 2014
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Shrex Mix

Cum that's thick like mud, stinky like an onion, and green like Shrek. Warning: Produces Freaky Babies.
I filled her pussy with my Shrex Mix, and my green baby's ears are cylindrical.
by BluRazzKookaburra December 13, 2024
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Shrex

When you have a night stand with Shrek and end up getting shrum in you.
Fiona: wanna have Shrex?
Shrek: Hell yeah
**(Nut)**
by hjfkatijopwqitunaimb November 29, 2019
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