when he/she sucks in a persons entire genital girth. you know this happend when your genitals feel like they have been stuffed hastily into a pool vacum followed by a slurpy "thlump" noise. After this greedy display of "wanting of the Cock/beaver", you can actually feel the persons molars grind away at you naughty bits.

This wanna be slut tried to shmeat me but all that got her was a broken jaw.

shmeat by Matt April 10, 2004

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shmeat

A small penis. But the correct spelling is shmete

Chris Renteria has a shmeat.

shmeat by Simple Jack69 July 30, 2016

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Shmeat

1. (N) Short meat.
2. (Prefix) Used to describe one with shmeat.

Damn Bryce, you got some shmeat.

Shmeat by Trankini has no weenie January 30, 2017

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