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foul sharts

During a basketball game, the act of farting in an attempt to disrupt the shooter at the free throw line.
While I was at the State basketball tournament, I made some foul sharts in the 4th quarter so that my son's team would win their game.
by Bilbro_Swaggins July 7, 2015
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Throat Sharts

after eating a double order of chili fries i experienced a bad case of the throat sharts
by shep hound February 12, 2020
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Walking sharts

When a person is walking and they squeeze out a fart but instead of gas coming out of their asshole they shit their pants.
I have to go home to clean my ass crack because I have the walking sharts and made a huge mess in my shorts. Yuk!!!
by JoeyBomm October 20, 2021
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Lord of sharts

Lord of sharts means to be the king of all the sharts that snuck there way through your booty cheeks and in to your underwear.
by Lord of sharts July 18, 2020
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Glass Sharts

Whats in your crap when you take a painful shit.
'Are there glass sharts in my anus'- Dane Cook
by (:Desty July 11, 2007
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Lucky Sharts

Shart: To have the feeling of a fart, only to later find out after releasing the fart that it was actually poo.

Lucky Shart: This is when you shart during an important time, or place, such as school, your job, a business meeting, or a date.
Tommy is on a date with the girl of his dreams, when he feels a fart coming on, he then prepares to release it silently, and give the blame to the waiter. Despite his efforts, the fart was loud, and was infact a Lucky Sharts. he goes to change but is then left with embarressment, and the bill.
by T.K.C. September 22, 2009
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warm sharts

When you try to fart but some shit comes out of your ass and its warm
by Real definer36 February 1, 2017
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