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Hypixel Skyblock

Hypixel Skyblock is a game about spending hours on getting RNGesus drops.

After spending more than 100 hour, you should go outside at least twice a week.

If you spent more than 200 hours, you should consider playing something else in minecraft.

If you spent more than 300 hours, you should go outside and maybe try to talk to someone irl.

If you spent more than 500 hours, now you should consider visitting a doctor.

If you spent more than 1000 hours, you are probably in the end game and if you aren't reading this while waiting for a doctor, then you should.

If you spent more than 2000 hours, you aren't even alive. You just can escape. It's too late. The only grass you can touch is minecraft grass.

If you spend more than 5000 hours, you played the game from the beggining for 6 hours a day. You don't even need the doctor, he can't help you.

If you spend more than 10000 hours, you played from the beggining the whole day. You maxed out everything, you have nothing to do, just, just… slowly die.
A: Hey wanna go to the cinema?
B: No, I started playing Hypixel Skyblock. After 10 hours I finally got full strong set.
A: It was nice knowing you *crying*
B: Wait let me just kill Thorn 3 more times.
by Houští January 28, 2022
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Skyblock Player

Usually a extremely sweaty player,which flexes and steals others zealots,This is usually people in full sup or other op gear,they may be also tryharding to get 1st in everything like carrots.They also have millions.
You a Skyblock Player Huh? Name everytime you said L "6hoursofsleep"
by VI Leader November 17, 2020
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SFYL

Daniel: "Last month I invested in Bitcoin."
Mark: "SFYL"
by MRuj5b68FdOSrbTp January 4, 2016
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SFYFL

Sorry for your fuck-up life
SFYFL: sorry for your fuck-up life
by ellaZ*q December 22, 2014
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hypixel skyblock

A game where the ultimate goal is to stop playing hypixel skyblock.
Lets go i got 60m coins from my minions! in hypixel skyblock
by SweatyNoLife August 13, 2022
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im playing skyblock

Skyblock = ass.
So theorericly speakng if you say im playing skyblock you are saying im playing ass.
Bro im playing skyblock, leave me be.
this means: Bro im playing ass, leave me be.
by 🍌Banana Cate🐈 February 20, 2022
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hypixel skyblock

a game where you waste hundreds of hours to get slight stat boosts and slightly better gear
guy 1: hey do u play hypixel skyblock
guy 2: yes

guy 1: Ok
by tostring December 8, 2021
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