septic facial

The sexual act of unleashing your explosive diarrhea upon someone's face.

Fionna recieved a warm septic facial from Shrek.

by Squealer February 3, 2014

septic sam

A awesome little mascot of a amazing YouTuber and a adorable plushy.

Septic sam is a cute little plushy and so soft and he is there when you need his.

by the JSE fan September 20, 2016

Septic Tank

1-A large tank used within waste disposal and sewerage cleansing.
2-In cockney rhyming slang, a yank.

Those stupid septic tanks have just re-elected George Dubya Bush! Bang goes peace! More terrorism activities will happen now, this enacted by the yanks on Iran or Syria!

by JT December 4, 2004

septic eye

Referring to the youtuber, Jacksepticeye.

Do you want to go and watch the septic eye with me?

by MrFrank42 October 31, 2016

septic eye

having an eye infection (because of a soccerball, if you're cool)

usally a green eye with a blue iris, and mostly found on 10-20 year olds, but is mostly used as a joke to make fun of the fans of jacksepticeye..

1: "AHH!! why did you just hit me?? ;-;"
2: "because... I AM THE SEPTIC EYE!!"
1: "man your a total jerk."
2: "MWAHAHAHA" -runs away laughing-

by Lenney McMemer May 16, 2018

septic tank

Interchangeable with Yank or Yankee, a euphemistic stereotype for Americans who spill forth verbal filth like a sewage plant.

Mate, I took that septic tank from the other day out for a surf. I was hoping the sharks would rip him to pieces but it looked as though they swam away in terror. It seems not even a Great White Pointer can swallow his bullshit.

by name different December 21, 2007

septic cunt

The descriptive word to define a truely repugnant, filthy, fuked out, piece of shit person.

Did you hear that *Jane's* boyfriend cheated on her with his dog!?
What an absolute Septic Cunt!

by CrandyBizkit June 2, 2016