Accidentally shitting yourself when trying to force a fart.Many times a situation just call for a fart-as a comic relief or just because someone's face happens to be in the vicinity of your ass.Forcing a fart with an underlying,but asymptomatic case of diarrhea,will almost certainly result in a scataclysm.
Mom handerd me the phone and said,"Here,wish your grandma happy birthday." So,I place the receiver near my bung and tried to ad lib a fart resulting in a scataclysm.
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SCUTA
• Scutaro
• Scut
• Scuba Steve
• scuba
• scuba diving
• scute
• Scutch
• Scuba Dive
• scatastrophe
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Get the scuba hook head mug.A dumb broad. Lacking intelligence. A chick who thinks every boy is about her. Dim-wit. Dense-minded. Brainless.
Hey fellas, look at that scunta over there.
Excited: Scuntz Scuntz!
Plural: Where are all the scuntas at?
Past Tense: Did you see that scunt last night?
Future Tense: I hope my daughter doesn't become a scuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuunta
City: Damn bro, we must be in scuntopolis.
Excited: Scuntz Scuntz!
Plural: Where are all the scuntas at?
Past Tense: Did you see that scunt last night?
Future Tense: I hope my daughter doesn't become a scuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuunta
City: Damn bro, we must be in scuntopolis.
by scuntz scuntz December 26, 2007
Get the Scunta mug.Votan word used in the Defiance TV Show aired on Syfy, a censored replacement for 'Shit'.
Possibly of Irathian origin.
Alternatively spelled Shtako.
Possibly of Irathian origin.
Alternatively spelled Shtako.
Kenya: If you gave a schtako about me, you would stop your husband from hurting my sister.
Stahma: I guess I'm not as brave as you.
Stahma: I guess I'm not as brave as you.
by ChinpoChan August 31, 2013
Get the Schtako mug.Stemming from the German words :Gestank stinky and garten garden, the word Schtaunkgarten is a compound signifying something that smells terrible, so much that the odor is nearly visible like the green of a garden. This usually indicates that it smells worse than most anything anyone can think of. In the echelon of words to describe stench, Schtaunkgarten is most commonly amongst the top to describe on which is the utmost of foul. Can also be used as a noun (der Schtaunkgarten), indicating a very foul flatulent. Its plural form follows German standard form (die Schtaunkgärten).
Wir müssen jetzt furzen! Oh ja? Wie gestank sie waren? Natürlich, sie waren Schtaunkgarten!
Riechst du mein Schtaunkgarten? Oh ja, er ist ziemlich gestank...
"Wow, that is a good fart! Who did that?" "I did, what do you think of that eh?" "It's quite stank, as a matter of fact I'd go so far as to say its Schtaunkgarten."
Riechst du mein Schtaunkgarten? Oh ja, er ist ziemlich gestank...
"Wow, that is a good fart! Who did that?" "I did, what do you think of that eh?" "It's quite stank, as a matter of fact I'd go so far as to say its Schtaunkgarten."
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Get the Schtaunkgarten mug.A box with frozen chinese/thai food that needs to be warmed in the microwave for 7 minutes before eating. When done the room stinks for several hours.
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