Muffin Scruncher

To be a total jerk, someone who doesn't appreciate muffins.
Pronounce (muh-fin scroon-sher)

Hey Morven, don't you think Shelley is a bit of a muffin scruncher?

Morven: I know right, it's a total OUTRAGE.

by FluffyRabbitSticks October 6, 2011

National give boy your scrunchie week

May 13-17 you have to give a boy your scrunchie for the whole week no matter what

Boy: Hey let me get that scrunchie

Girl: hell naw
Boy: but it’s national give boy your scrunchie week
Girl: fineeeeee

by For the girls who have a crush May 11, 2019

keyboard crunchies

The crumbs of various foodstuffs found when the keyboard is turned upside-down, and shaken or banged on the desk. These usually consists of, but are not limited to: Cheez-its, Doritos, sandwich/bread crumbs, dust and hair.

"My God! I just cleaned out my keyboard, and I had enough Keyboard crunchies to feed a third-world nation!"

by Will_Z September 19, 2005

bristle scrunchie

The metal part between the bristles and the handle on a paintbrush

Try not to get any paint on the bristle scrunchie

by BreakfastClubGirl May 7, 2021

Scrotchies

An intense or long lasting itch on your balls

I have a bad case of scrotchies at the moment

by Thatotheririshguy September 26, 2011

head scratchies

The act of scratching a friends head, usually when they are depressed, drunk, or high. There is a rumored second G Spot on one's head which can be stimulated through the act of head scratchies, and therefore should be something not done in public.

Nikki: I've been feeling pretty down since I found out I was pregnant, can you give me head scratchies?
Erin: Sure thing, you better pay me back though!

by prepsterbitchezz March 10, 2011

scrunchie

a legendary hair tie used to put a girls entire outfit together

stranger 1: what is in her hair
stranger 2: a scrunchie

by MonkeyMan11 January 25, 2019