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Scrotus

The Area located at the intersection of the shaft of the penis and the top of the scrotum. also known as the New Zealand Taint
dude, your Scrotus is so smooth, do you like...wax it?
by poopus June 19, 2008
mugGet the Scrotusmug.

Scrotus

Another name for the Supreme Court of the U.S. who are all so old, they resemble a scrotum.
Apparently, the SCROTUS has the ability to define marriage.
by RiddyTX July 9, 2015
mugGet the Scrotusmug.

Scrotus Insignificata

The possession of a scrotal sack of small proportions.
Billy_Bob unfortunately has a serious case of Scrotus Insignificata.
by Bones June 25, 2004
mugGet the Scrotus Insignificatamug.

Scrotus Maximus

Bob: Ted did you hear what happened to John last night?

Ted: Yeah he got Tea Bagged by a Scrotus Maximus.
by iceman27406 December 19, 2010
mugGet the Scrotus Maximusmug.

scrotus dangulitis

When your scrotum hangs too far from your body and scrapes the floor as you walk.
Doctor: Sorry sir, but you have been diagnosed with scrotus dangulitis.
by Sweatybollockman July 20, 2017
mugGet the scrotus dangulitismug.

Lord Scrotus

King of testicles and all testicular related happenings. He has basically the biggest unit in the world. If you mess with him , he will take not only your anal virginity, but 79.8% of your sperm count. Don't mess with the King. He will fuck your shit. He gets more pussy than a pet store, while at the same time maintaining testicular balance in each man's scrotum.
ex1. Those who are sterile must have wronged Lord Scrotus in the past.
ex2. Pray to Lord Scrotus so you won't bust a nut.
by Scrotus_worshipper August 3, 2011
mugGet the Lord Scrotusmug.

Grunting Scrotus

A term referring to when an individual sucks on another male individual's scrotal sack (i.e.: balls, nuts, two pieces, hanging dice, etc) and the sucking sound makes a grunting noise as the person pulls their mouth off the sack.
Corey, who loves females, was getting his balls licked and heard an all too familiar sound. He said "ooh, I love the grunting scrotus"
by Don "grunting scrotus" May 26, 2009
mugGet the Grunting Scrotusmug.

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