A new car company that makes really ugly cars that resemble lowered minivans. People who drive these think they are cool and unique but are really just lame.
Person A: Hey did you get a new minivan?
Person B: No dude, that's my new Scion. Isn't it cool?
Person A: Uh, if you say so.
Person B: No dude, that's my new Scion. Isn't it cool?
Person A: Uh, if you say so.
by R February 3, 2005
Get the Scionmug. A Toyota car that you can point and truly laugh at. The most popular of the Scions is the xB model, which looks like a box with four wheels.
by Semispozzle June 7, 2004
Get the Scionmug. Produced by Toyota, this box on wheels is similar to the Honda Element and is targeted at the youth. It features an ugly front end, underpowered engine (hence mediocre acceleration), a non-slanted front windshield (i.e. 90 degree angled), and a higher roof (good for tall people I suppose). Fuel economy is a plus, but not worth $20k.
by Sneezy May 16, 2004
Get the scionmug. 1. A new line of cars from Toyota
2. boxes on wheels
3. A crappy rip off of the PT Cruiser
4. mini SUVs without 4WD
5. WHO THE HELL KNOWS WHAT, with an engine
6. The Honda Element's younger brother
2. boxes on wheels
3. A crappy rip off of the PT Cruiser
4. mini SUVs without 4WD
5. WHO THE HELL KNOWS WHAT, with an engine
6. The Honda Element's younger brother
Did you see that Scion drive by?
Oh that was a car? I thought a refrigerator fell out of the flatbed up there.
Oh that was a car? I thought a refrigerator fell out of the flatbed up there.
by mn May 13, 2004
Get the scionmug. The car looks like a fucking hearse. When I first saw someone in my town driving this ugly vehicle, I thought he was going to a funeral.
I can buy an old hearse from a car auction, add two extra seats in the back, give it a new paint job, put in a new engine, and it would look EXACTLY like the Toyota Scion, but half the price.
by sarcastic May 19, 2004
Get the Scionmug. A sweet whip from a fresh new company. Under $20,000 and hot off the press. They can be dressed up for flash, or down low for speed. Models include: tC, xB, xA.
tC - A car featuring panoramic glass sunroof.
xB - A square with wheels.
xA - A more round xB.
tC - A car featuring panoramic glass sunroof.
xB - A square with wheels.
xA - A more round xB.
by Adam1027 May 14, 2007
Get the Scionmug. That car salesman gave my buddy the olllld scion
Instead of go **** yourself, go Scion...it's worse, think about it
Instead of go **** yourself, go Scion...it's worse, think about it
by Idontlie23 September 30, 2009
Get the Scionmug.