Scion 

A new car company that makes really ugly cars that resemble lowered minivans. People who drive these think they are cool and unique but are really just lame.

Person A: Hey did you get a new minivan?
Person B: No dude, that's my new Scion. Isn't it cool?
Person A: Uh, if you say so.

Scion by R February 3, 2005

Scion 

A Toyota car that you can point and truly laugh at. The most popular of the Scions is the xB model, which looks like a box with four wheels.

I saw a parked Scion and I craped on it.

Scion by Semispozzle June 7, 2004

scion 

Produced by Toyota, this box on wheels is similar to the Honda Element and is targeted at the youth. It features an ugly front end, underpowered engine (hence mediocre acceleration), a non-slanted front windshield (i.e. 90 degree angled), and a higher roof (good for tall people I suppose). Fuel economy is a plus, but not worth $20k.

You couldn't pay me to ride in a Scion.

scion by Sneezy May 16, 2004

scion 

1. A new line of cars from Toyota
2. boxes on wheels
3. A crappy rip off of the PT Cruiser
4. mini SUVs without 4WD
5. WHO THE HELL KNOWS WHAT, with an engine
6. The Honda Element's younger brother

Did you see that Scion drive by?
Oh that was a car? I thought a refrigerator fell out of the flatbed up there.

scion by mn May 13, 2004

Scion 

The car looks like a fucking hearse. When I first saw someone in my town driving this ugly vehicle, I thought he was going to a funeral.

I can buy an old hearse from a car auction, add two extra seats in the back, give it a new paint job, put in a new engine, and it would look EXACTLY like the Toyota Scion, but half the price.

Scion by sarcastic May 19, 2004

Scion 

A sweet whip from a fresh new company. Under $20,000 and hot off the press. They can be dressed up for flash, or down low for speed. Models include: tC, xB, xA.

tC - A car featuring panoramic glass sunroof.
xB - A square with wheels.
xA - A more round xB.

Yo Mo! That kids got a crazy Scion!
Man! His Scion is PIMP!
Thats a snasty Scion!

Scion by Adam1027 May 14, 2007

Scion 

The old reach around but on another dude...I know it's gross but true

That car salesman gave my buddy the olllld scion

Instead of go **** yourself, go Scion...it's worse, think about it

Scion by Idontlie23 September 30, 2009