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schnookered

A state of being intoxicated to an excessive degree, while in public.
I was so schnookered last night!
by Chelsea F May 11, 2006
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Ghetto-Schooner

any car that is riding on wheels so big that it looks like it has wagon wheels and has greater than normal ride hight.
That camaro with the 32"s is a Ghetto-Schooner
by Calvin McClusky August 24, 2008
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Ass Schmoner

One who is above all others, can kick anyone's ass. He/She is a general beast whom all like. Ass schmoner, however, can also be used as an insult, implying that you ruin everything in the room, much like an ass will create a fart to ruin everything in a room.
Insult : "YOU ASS SCHMONER!"
(usually in a German accent)

Compliment: "That was awesome man! You're a real Ass Schmoner!"
by magic raspberry August 9, 2017
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schnookered

conned into doing something on a false premise.
She got schnookered into giving everyone a ride home when he told her that he would pay for gas when he didn't have any money.
by Dawnr June 10, 2007
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tuna schooner

A sexual position similar to missionary. Instead of penetration, the male places his johnson in the vagina lips like a hot dog in a bun and rubs back and forth.
Mary wants to stay a virgin, so she asked her boyfriend Harry to give her a tuna schooner.
by Victory92 June 3, 2017
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schnockered

totally shit faced, also trashed, inebriated, drunk, and sloshed
I be schnockered
by podlowe March 24, 2003
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schoonerz

A way of talking shit in a very dodgy suburb or on a boat
Man you are talking some mad schoonerz brah
by Cheggger January 12, 2014
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