Schmitty

A guy who has a thing for his older sister

Wow look at Ryan flirt with his sister! What a Schmitty!

by PoopMamba69 February 27, 2016

Dirty Schmitty

When you get so Schmitfaced and you're wasted and ready to fuck but you pass out with your dick in your hand and ramen noodles in the microwave.

He got drunk as fuck again and pulled another Dirty Schmitty

by TrollToll66 June 25, 2019

schmitty werbenmenjensen

He is #1 and has an amazing hat that makes mr krabs wet

That's schmitty Werbenmenjensen's hat he was #1

by Purple pineapple November 13, 2013

Schmitty schmitt

The act of totally screwing something up.

She completely pulled a schmitty schmitt and got the cops called on the party.

by BubblesXLilPackage69 October 30, 2017

Schmittied

To be railed(raped) by a dumpling man with a strap on drilldo. The man being railed being the guy that played schmitty on New Girl. You can also get schmittied figuratively.

Friend: Omg did you watch American Horror Story Hotel yet?

Other friend: Oh yea schmitty totally got schmittied while Sarah Paulson watched.

Friend: Oh wow that's disturbing

by SwaggyBopBop March 09, 2021

lucky schmitty

The middle position in a three-way encounter.

Jim shouted “Lucky Schmitty” and just like the rules for ‘shotgun’ Steve and Larry knew Jim would get the middle.

by Lavis89 June 13, 2024

Schmitty McTitties

referring to someone with REALLY big nipples

John: Hey you see those silver dollars
Urkle: I'd say more like pancakes
John: Yah man he had some Schmitty McTitties

by nigalert February 19, 2014