Sampson Simpson

The most famous drug dealer in NY in the movie "Half Baked". Which happens to be the best movie on earth....WATCH IT

"Damn B, lemme talk to Sampson Simpson!"

by Thergood Jenkins January 26, 2009

Archie sampson

He gets no bitches

‘Man that guy is a real Archie sampson’

by The guy behind the bins February 28, 2022

George Sampson

George Sampson is Britian's Got Talent 2008 winner. He comes from Warrington, England and is a breakdancer. : OBV.

Girl #1: OMFG ITS GEORGE EFFING SAMPSON!!!
Girl #2: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.
George Sampson: Er, Hey. (Smiles)

by BumHead. September 28, 2008

beefy sampson

a big fat beefy dick...

man I stuck my beefy sampson in his rusty sherifs badge last night!

by Hoash October 2, 2007

hogle sampson

the retarded version of homer simpson and is on the ripoff to the simpsons the sampsons

hey dog do you wanna watch the sampsons? nah i dont like hogle sampson

by armpitfart September 4, 2018

Meg Sampson

An incredibly awesome singer on youtube, bound to go viral

Youtube fanatic: wow, this Meg Sampson has an incredible voice! Everyone should search her!

by Anonymous3456 January 1, 2012

Phil Sampson

Oldish man, rides a bike to school with a flashy reflector on it. Makes fun of everyone, gets made fun of. Needs a haircut.

"Did you see Sampson riding his bike to school this morning?"
"No, but I saw some weirdo with a flashy reflector, he really needed a haircut too."

by someone really tight April 19, 2005