Sausage

A penis.

My sausage cooked in that chicks oven

by Kumar666 December 22, 2008

Sausage

A term for a guy.
Because guys have dicks and dicks are sometimes called sausages.

Are you gay?
No, I'm not looking for a sausage.

by judge dredd7 November 16, 2012

sausage

an Italian man's massive cock

I got a big Italian sausage.

by Joe February 11, 2003

Sausage

An insult used to call someone a "loser".

You are such a sausage

by Constantine Voyages January 6, 2004

sausage

A huge shit left in the toilet or urinal.

Timmy left a huge sausage in the toilet.

by Tom McFinney May 6, 2007

sausage

A meat product which comes in cylindrical form, usually composed of various animal products.

Put some sausage between these buns, please.

by crunk nigga holla December 28, 2005

Sausage

The cruellest food in the known universe, but strangely one of the tastiest.

The process of making a sausage is as follows:

1. Kill some animals
2. Chop them into tiny bits
3. Shove them back into their own arseholes (well OK, intestines but arseholes is wittier)
4. Burn the result

by NaughtyJim October 30, 2010