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dick-sappointment

the feeling a girl feels when a man brags about being well endowed, building up anticipation for the female, and later she gets him in bed, only to find out he is very small, and unable to satisfy her

( dick + disappointed )
Tj laid me down last night, my after all that bragging needless to say I was very dick-sappointed

black guys with small dicks cause a lot of dick-sappointment
by diddy kong September 28, 2009
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Slapping flap

A married woman having an extra marital affair with a different woman.
I wish my wife would stop slapping flap all over town.
by Bonals May 26, 2018
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Latte-sipping Leftist

A latte-sipping leftist, or simply a "latte-sipper", is a pejorative term that is used to describe a type of socialist who usually lives in the inner city, or one who shares the views of those socialists that do live in such areas. The term comes from the perception of inner-city leftists congregating at cafes and drinking lattes whilst lamenting over societal problems. They differ from other leftists by their anarchy-like mindset and a provocative, aggressive and uncompromising approach to the support of fashionable socio-progressive causes. Notably they perceive themselves as being more open-minded, intelligent and enlightened than everyone else. This mentality is further reinforced if they have a tertiary qualification which is typically, but not always, a university degree in the arts and social sciences. They often are described as being arrogant, abusive, sanctimonious and self-righteous. While usually criticised by conservatives, they are also criticised by other leftists and some in the union movement who label them as elitists. Their focus on socio-progressive and world issues has also seen them labelled as being out-of-touch by those from poorer backgrounds who have more pressing local concerns such as crime, unemployment, health care and the rising cost of utilities. While generally similar in mentality to the so-called "Champagne Socialists", the Latte-sipping Leftists differ mainly in their socio-economic status; they mostly hail from a middle-class background.
It's just so typical to see these latte-sipping leftists shout down and gang up on anyone who disagrees with them.
by freedomisanillusion September 26, 2017
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Sapping

When your in your feelings, don’t wanna be bother, your not sad or mad your numb, most people listen to sad music to get over sapping 😐
Guys I’m sapping “
by Elyse London May 3, 2018
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Sapinho

Sapinho, from Portuguese “little toad” refers to someone who is both cool in style and cool under pressure. In sport, a Sapinho can refer to a player who is short but very athletic.
Used in the context of sport:

“See number 11 for the opposing team?”

“Yeah, it’s hard to defend against him, he’s such a Sapinho.”
by Jimerson Rodrigues February 7, 2021
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elusive snapping pussy

A special type of pussy that only a few women have, this pussy can clamp down on a dick or milk it dry by the sisters muscle control over her genitalia, a pussy that when it has aged and matured becomes a widow maker pussy for the danger it poses to the men who are lucky(?) enough to get it.

This is a snapping pussy on steroids. Narrow or small dicks beware. This is the coochie that every man dreams of having at least once in his life and having it spoils him rotten for life.

Most men are faithful to this pussy. If he ever loses it, he'll never stop searching for another one. Named the "esp" or 'elusive snapping pussy' because most men have looked for this pussy all their lives but only a few have ever had one.

Most women are not aware of the nature of the pussy they possess, until after they have had a succession of past lovers trying to get back with them years later.

Rumor has it that it was the 'elusive snapping pussy' that spawned the term pussy whipped which has since lost its original meaning because there are not that many esp's in training, ie.snapping pussies, in circulation at any one time.

For the real 411 on 'the ESP', go to a barbershop where there are senior citizens and start a conversation about the different types of pussy. Give them a few minutes to warm to the topic and then mention 'the widow maker' or 'the elusive snapping', and take notes! You might decide you want to hit up on a neighborhood cougar.
Don't mess with her cause I hear she's got that "ESP", aka the elusive snapping pussy", that pussy that will make you slap your momma and leave your wife.

This is the kind of pussy Richard Pryor was talking about when he did his 60's album routine on growing up in a whorehouse. "......that gal had an "elusive snapping pussy", we called it the ESP, you know that kind of pussy that's so good.......that will make your dick do things it's never done before.........her pussy was so good I wanted to suck her daddy's dick!"

"esp" aka "the elusive snapping pussy"
by Mr. Reccaabich March 28, 2012
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slappingly

When things go as well as your thighs slapping a girl's ass cheeks.
Dinner went slappingly so I went home and fucked that bitch
by Freddi3 August 1, 2010
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