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rowan salter

hes a nice guy and gets turned on by everything and loves stuff like gay rat and rape fish he has a awesomely speshy personality and also is friends with jake moran also hes a bang out at science and he is a rainbow 6 sege player and plays fortnut subscribe to his youtube channel gastly gaming.rowans are creative, artistic, and just generally, intelligent...

sometimes.

rowans moods can swing from distant genius, to hyper spaz, and sometimes, a spazzy genius and sometimes spazzzzzy spaz spesh

rowans hate being labeled, and will let you know that by viciously tearing you apart either verbally, or physically.

rowans are generally, cat-like, obsessing over strange/shiny/pretty things and love attention, but do not like to brag/ show off to get it.

love them or hate them, rowans force you to think sexual about them, and no matter what you tell them, they will continue to do what they want, be who they want, and jiggle your mind and balls along the the way

don't get cocky with a rowan, they have some of the most evil comebacks, it makes you feel sorry for them and hate them at the same time
being rowan salter is a weird experience
by jaeger pilot99 January 9, 2019
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bacon salter

one who attempts to glamorize their mundane lives via grandstanding and/or grandiloquent and pompous behavior.
"You like to salt your bacon?"

"Man, that kid sure is a bacon salter."
by john p awesome February 23, 2010
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rowan salter

rowan salter is a funny kind sometimes weird(but i love him anyway) boy who is friends with everyone but loves his girlfriend and all ways has time for her
Girl 1: Rowan Salter is so kind and amazing
boy 1: i know hes a great friend
by Rowans girlfriend March 11, 2019
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ellie salter

A specky little gremlin who sit inside all day and eats dominos and nonces on year 8’s
oi ellie salter u specky nonce
by BigDong7 November 5, 2020
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George Salter Academy

Year 7 zooming to lessons with like there’s no tommorow smelling liek absolute dog shit school food finna give me corona 20 and lung disease the vape smell in the bathroom gonna be making me do seizures for a good 70 years.don’t even get me started in the pe haul the smell is contagious gonna make my grandma fly back to the earth and make the dogs meow smells like absolute sweat I beg someone do something bout it
George salter academy” Walky talky fuckung centre
by Jdjsjdjwjdjjef August 26, 2021
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ball salter

"Yo G-unit, 50 just salted his nuts!"
by Branden April 13, 2005
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Max Salter

Great person, very kind and generous, good-looking, sexy

One downside: can be rude
by PatrickMarsalek April 24, 2019
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