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Salim

Salim is someone that bangs bitches and leaves them walkin' crooked.
Oh my god! I can't walk right today, I got Salim'd last night!
by Someone that isn't named Salim February 8, 2010
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saling

The act of shopping and/or bargain hunting at estate sales and rummage sales.
I'm going saling tomorrow. Hopefully I will find the antique rocker I've been looking for.
by Linda Burditt May 11, 2008
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Saling Kit

A Tagalog slang for someone or something which should not be included but included through his (someone) own act or another's
You shouldn't be given a goody bag, you're only a saling kit.
by xwisdom January 12, 2011
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J D Salinger

J D Salinger Jerome David Salinger is an American Author who has passed into legendary status due to his works, The Catcher In
The Rye, Nine Stories, Franny and Zooey etc.

his work centres around disaffection, rebellion, Zen, philosophy and the fictional Glass family. Young children are often seen to offer salvation to those corrupted by the world.

His legendary status is also confirmed by his withdrawal from the publishing world around forty years ago. He has not published any work since this time and currently lives in Cornish, New Hampshire, in a house reported to be full of floor-to-ceiling cabinets containing unpublished works. Attempts to discover more about Salinger have always ended in failure. He just doesn't want people to know!
Over-enthusiastic literature student: "I'm gonna go meet my hero, J D Salinger!"

Jaded yet horny literature professor: "Shut up I'm trying to take advantage of the trust and respect of my female students to get them into bed."
by Zyggy June 8, 2007
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Salim

n. probably the most significant person you'll ever meet in your life.
Type of person that people always regret not being more "in" with him later in life.

v. the action of owning or as others refer to it as ownage.
ex 1:
Ian: " You can have my lunch if you want..i'm not so hungary"
Jessica " Fuck! should've went out with Salim."
Ian "yeah"

ex 2:
Interviewer: " So Ashton Kutcher..we heard you're having a new show now? Can you tell us it's name?"

Kutcher: "haha...yeah..it's gnna be "You just got Salim'd!"
by Rock_ n'_Rolla February 13, 2009
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Salima

Everyone either really loves, appreciates and admires or is jealous of a Salima. She is extremely loyal and is great at keeping secrets. Salima is a very private human because she knows how to appreciate life without gossiping. Salima will have the most brilliant intellectual conversations about interesting subjects of upmost relevance then go home and binge watch the hottest reality tv show about a set of selfish imbeciles and their boring clownish daily lives. Salima loves creating and inventing, she's full of fresh ideas. Everyone who meets her loves her energy. Salima may have borderline personality disorder tbh. She loves food and travelling, to just eat and travel and talk to people is a long-awaited dream of hers. Salima is a hard worker and needs to be selfish once in a while ... it's okay to be mean and bossy sometimes in order to be happy in the end. Salima is a rare case of true spiritual connection, her divine feminine energy is awakening, so she needs to re-connect with her inner-child and bring the closure she needs to be able to grow. Her extremely powerful spiritual energy is drowned and eaten by some of those greedy and jealous people she works hard to connect with. Salima may feel like she is working her hardest and to the best of her abilities but there is always something or someone that stops her from ultimately achieving. It is only her own kindness which stops her as someone always takes advantage of her.
'The most gorgeous creature I have ever seen - Salima' 'She loves sun and good food - she's definitely a Salima' 'You are a Polymath! Your name must be Salima!'
by kombucha-iz-ass November 30, 2021
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Salime Ranal

A term used after someone ejaculates in such a large quantity - the general rule is over 100cm squared - that would require a pipe to transport the spilled load deep underground via a Salime Ranal.

This word can also be used to call a male individual a horny slut.
“Ugh! I checked my mass balance! We’re going to need a Salime Ranal!”

Shut the fuck up mate! You Fucking Salime Ranal
by Grant Hansen June 12, 2018
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