F.H.B.S.D.T.M.D.

Fingered Her But She Didn't Touch My Dick.

PERSON #1: Hey Raaaaaaaandy, did u lay pipe on that girl you met at the show last night?

Raaaaaaaaandy: Nah man, I F.H.B.S.D.T.M.D.

by Raaaaaaaandy August 3, 2009

S.B.D.

Silent But Deadly.- Fart, air biscuit, phewumatic turd driver. A warnig of smells to come.

I alway yell 'incoming' when I let go a SBD.

by Starman February 13, 2005

D.B.S.

dick brain syndrome (n): (1) a disorder which typically affects those of the female sex (though some males may be affected as well) which results in consistent thoughts of getting cock.
(2) the inability to focus on anything aside from getting fucked by a big dick.

Jesus Christ, I haven't gotten fucked in three weeks, I've got a bad case of D.B.S.

by CaptainFuckface May 23, 2011

B.D.S.

BROKEN DICK SYNDROME

when doug and i fnally decided the "time " was right . he complained of leg cramps and said he couldnt perform. so i asked him if he has b.d.s. ?

by nanner puddin April 14, 2010

S.B.D.

Stupid Bitch Disease - A mental condition (often inherited and semi-contagious) that strikes approximately one out of every three women in their early twenties. Symptoms include sudden and rampant sexual promiscuity,
compulsive lying, erratic mood swings, excessive and frivalous nagging, manipulative behaviour, and all-around evilness. Although there is no known cure, the condition usually lasts only 6-24 months and can be treated with bitch-slap therapy. Some acute cases, though rare, may develop into C.B.D. (Crazy Bitch Disease).

My friend has been really stressed out since his girl caught S.B.D.

by Decepticon September 26, 2004

B.S.D.

Big Swangin Dick

This bitch needs to shut up or I'm gona give her the B.S.D.

by Kizzle Wizzle December 12, 2003

C.B.D.S

This is the child basment delivery service we are a small business trying to gain popularty we charge a small fee of $42.0 to deliver children to any basment any were we provide the fastest delivery of any child delivery service with garenteed customer satisfaction plus get 50% off your first delivery or subscribe to our premium service named C.B.D.S.T.E or named the child basment delivery service torture edition were we do the torture for you

this kid is so heavy call C.B.D.S

by HugeTroller92 November 12, 2020