A susso Australian male who can be easily identified by communicating exclusively in adaptations of the word dude. This middle aged male while incredibly
humble has been known to exhibit mannerisms of a peacock after undergoing the much anticipated visit to the barber.
The Rusty'
s are family
men, whose diet consists predominately of mi-goreng noodles and craft
beer (the former to provide funds for the latter). Due to his large intake of coriander and chilli and recent coming of (middle) age he has reached the much admired status of 'Old Spice' which should be embraced and worn like a badge of honour. Rusty's are also the office clowns and motivators, always turning frowns upside down with their passionate retelling of the
time they met Powderfinger in Toowoomba.
Can often be sighted in
stone wash jeans carving row boats into the dance floor with a circle of his peers -
hot spots include
work functions and weddings. Rusty’s wear a perma-grin…and take the glass half full attitude even after sculling the glass
dry.
Work Colleague 1: "Hey, have you
seen the new guy this
morning?"
Work Colleague 2: "Nah, he's at the physio after busting his knee aggressively carving the d-floor like a 20 year old on the weekend. It's rumoured that while being wheeled of the dance floor he was overheard saying "dude, it's all kosher".
Work Colleague 1: "
Mate, what a classic Rusty!".