Post-Interaction Idealistic Rumination

The process of ruminating on what one should have done or said in an interaction that just transpired or transpired earlier. During PIIR the individual typically undergoes feelings of self-abuse, anger, and/or embarrassment.

"Dude, I could have earned way more brownie points with Paige had I just tried to be more flirty. Now she probably thinks I'm a wank or thinks I’m not interested in her. Wait. Shit, SHIT! I gotta snap out of this PIIR."
"You're not a wank. And what's PIIR?"
"Post-Interaction Idealistic Rumination."
"That's quite a mouthful."
"Indeed."

or:

"I just agreed to go to church every Sunday morning with my neighbor. What the shit was I thinking?! I should have told him I'm busy literally every Sunday morning! #Fuckmylife."

by Richard Flavor October 8, 2014

rumination

when hastily eaten food is regurgitated and reswallowed

"That pizza gave me such heartburn I nearly upchucked! Thank God for rumination or I could have decorated your dad's Oldsmobile!"

by Crazed Doc August 17, 2006

rumpaton

bare battle lyrics pon dis ting

Nig: u got beef wit me?
rpt: ye i got beef wit you, but i got bare battle lyrics pon dis ting lyrically bust you INNIT

by Shaun June 4, 2003

Rumptacious

A woman's tight ass that looks like perfect juicy rump roasts that are delicious enough to devour yet jiggles when getting fucked.

I would love to slam into Jessica's sexy rumptacious with my dick.

by Pursiaxoxo July 21, 2017

Trumptation

The alluring temptation to argue a point beyond the reduculous by channelling the 'win at all costs' persona of Donald Trump.

He was showing some vintage Trumptation when arguing that face masks were a leading cause of coronavirus.

by ChessManDownUnder January 8, 2021

Trumptation

The obsession you have with the current president to our former one.

My trumptation has existed ever since net neutrality was extinct.

by Igrowdeeznutsfromatree February 24, 2023