Rule 1701

Anyone who messes with Captain Picard will be killed upon discovery. NO exceptions.

Person 1: lawl, Kirk is soo much cooler than Picard.

Person 2: *gunshot* rule 1701 bitch.

by BrokenThumb September 15, 2009

rule 171

If someone says joe mama to someone named Jaliegh, they must set them up with a cute girl.

Person 1 "have you heard that Joe died?"
Jaliegh "who's Joe again?
Person 1 "Joe mama!!"
Jaliegh "I know, where's my girlfriend though?"
Person 1 "what? What do you mean?"
Jaliegh "rule 171 buckio"

by JfizzyYT April 1, 2022

Rule 1701

One does not fuck with Captain Picard, ever. Or they Die

Someone posts that Picard has died on 4chan. This is a breakage of Rule 1701, therefore, you die.

by animasdk September 15, 2009

Rule 177

Any dare agreed upon must be completed unless both parties agree. If money is involved, money is returned to provider.

Guy: No way! Your friend is ugly as sh*t! No way im kissing that!

Chick: Rule 177

Ugly Chick: Owned.

by Valhalawatchajaglecallit December 2, 2010

rule 174

anybody that insults fizzy will automatically be sentenced to life as a roommate of a furry. you will be punished for your poor choice of actions. there is no way out and you will never be able to ignore them. they will always be pouncing on you and trying to roleplay. You can't hit them or another will be added to the room.

"die bruh nobody loves you stfu fizzy" -lil bro
*teleports*

"wtf" -lil bro
"hai uwuuu *snuggles you* teehee uwuwuwu" -new roommate
"HELP PLEASE HELP HELP PLEASE" -lil bro
"sowwy, because you bwoke rule rule 174 you are with me forever uwu" -furry

by Fizzla <3 February 15, 2023

Rule 1701

Not only is there fanfiction about everything but nearly all of it is crap.

The reboot of Tomb Raider proves the veracity of Rule 1701.

by Ostercy Janson De Couet September 8, 2011

Rule 1701-A

Don't Mess with ANY Captain of the USS Enterprise, particularly Capt. James Tiberius Kirk. doing so is an INSTANT and immediate death sentence

Person 1: Kirk didn't know what he was doing in Command of the Enterprise, he even destroyed it, TWICE!

Person 2:*takes a gun out, shooting person 1 fatally* Rule 1701-A jerkwad, you do NOT mess with Kirk

by Blades4119 May 14, 2010