The Royal Flush

take 5 laxitives and shit on a girls chest all day with a burger king crown on.

1) Joey i totally royal flushed this girl last night.

2) Dude i got the royal flushes

by PooperScooper329 July 7, 2011

royal flush

when the queen or princess uses a douche

princess die needs her royal flush

by glen April 6, 2004

royal flush

royal flush is the gambling game played by the bad guys in old bollywood movies, and the one where there is ample scope to cheat by having a couple of aces up your sleeve.
The winning hand in this game is also called the royal flush, which is getting three cards of the same type. Getting three aces is the strongest hand in the game.

I gambled everything I had in a game of Royal Flush and lost.

by Gunkglumb June 13, 2005

Royal Flush

Call that trumps someone's "fives", allowing you to take the seat they just vacated.

Dude, why'd you take my seat, I called fives?
My Royal Flush beat out your fives, so piss off.

by Calico August 5, 2007

Royal Flush

When you blow your load on chick's face, and then give her an Ace of Spades.

When I was done nailing her, I gave her a Royal Flush.

by Jose Flores September 2, 2007

Royal Flush

The act of receiving a blow job while the female is sitting on the toilet taking a piss.

While I was at the club, I met this chick and she pulled me in the bathroom and gave me a royal flush.

by b_eezy712 April 28, 2008

sorority royal flush

Fucking one executive member of every sorority on campus is called a Royal Flush.

Jake: Bro Tom hooked up with Sarah from Kappa last Friday night. Nick: wow man Tom just pulled off a Sorority Royal Flush

by ISU better than you August 30, 2017