Rooty Tooty fresh and Doody

When you get shitfaced with your girl and stop at IHOP and have breakfast before going home, then you have wild hot sex and when she orgasms her bowels release a fiery mess of anus oil all over the bedsheets.

Oh man, Trudie and I went to IHOP last night after getting shitfaced. We got home and I thought everything was fine but then she unleashed a Rooty tooty fresh and doody. She passed out and I had to clean it up, so we broke up

by Scotty Nice January 15, 2020

rooty kazotie

the act, no rather the ART, of running ones tongue up someone's anus.

"Were gonna go rooty kazotie on you-tie"

by Davedale April 29, 2021

Rooty Tooty

The act of shitting in another's asshole.

"Dude, I saw this movie and there was Rooty Tooty!"
"GROSS!"

by mimekin July 21, 2009

rooty-tooty fresh and fruity

when, after hours of sex between a male and a female, the male sucks all the juice - orgasm and sweat - from the female's ass with a straw. But it doesn't involve anal sex, which would be felching.

She was so hot, Brad had a rooty-tooty fresh and fruity after sex. What a sicko.

by B.Z.Whiddum October 28, 2007

Rooty Tootin' Cowboy Shootin'

The act of leaving all of your friends to go play Red Dead Redemption 2. Yeah, fuck all of y'all who do that.

"Hey guys, I'm gonna go Rooty Tootin' Cowboy Shootin', peace bitches!"
"Awww fuck off"
"Dude fuck you"
"Eat a dick"

by Keroger May 30, 2019

Rooty that booty

Alternative of saying "Tap that ass".
Making love to a lady with an attractive behind.

"Man, I am going to Rooty that booty tonight!"

"Sandra has such a great bum, I just want to rooty her booty...!"

by Bootytorooty December 22, 2020

Rooty to the tooty

Meaning getting you vaginal area ate from the front to the back and for male getting you balls sucked from the back

He said he wanna eat it from the rooty to the tooty

by Rooty to the Tooty January 18, 2022