Ronald McDonald

McDonalds mascot. A clown that likes you to sit on his lap while he gets an erection.

Ronald: come on kids, take a picture on my lap. then we can go to my playland. what do you say?

by anonymous November 22, 2004

Rosalind

A beautiful lady that is the life of the party, has lots of friends, and a unique personality engaging with everyone. Gorgeous smile and laughs at everything. Awesome in bed. Most amazing girl i have ever met.

Is she is amazing her name is Rosalind

by booty_147 February 16, 2014

Dick Ronald

A word used to call someone a dick but with a human characteristic.

"Daniel slept with Brok's mom"
"He is such a Dick Ronald.

by Omar, Josh, Daniel May 2, 2012

Ronald

Ronald is a sweet person inside and out, he can be mean when he’s not in a good mood, Ronald will always love you matter what. He makes people happy without even knowing it, he makes bad decisions but he’ll fix it sooner or later, if your a girl/boy who is lucky enough to find a Ronald never let him go!

I love you Ronald....

by _Wissa_loves...you! January 9, 2019

Never Rosalinda

Created by Lixxle, on fanfiction.net.
"Never Rosalinda", is a phrase repeated throughout many of Lixxle's stories. It pertains to a very determined chicken, who dies in battle. Whenever someone insists upon naming something "Rosalinda", a goblin seems to appear from nowhere and say "Never Rosalinda". The bird is greatly missed.

"What shall we name the spoon?"
"ROSALINDA!"
....
"Never Rosalinda."

by theyoungone February 25, 2009

Call Me Ronald

when you have been born with an extra ordinary juicy huge black testicle and when you rub your eyebrows you have telekinesis powers so you can read every persons mind

* Meets a random person *

* Rub your eyebrows *

* Knows everything about the person *

Random Person : How do you know all that !? we just met

" Call me Ronald..... "

by sex32 December 29, 2020

Ronald Jenkees

FUCKING AWESOME piano player on youtube

wow look at Ronald Jenkees play hes fucking good

by cky2gen August 26, 2010