Ronald McDonald surprise

When Ronald McDonald, himself, jumps out from your butt hole and gives you a wet willie. He sometimes sings a tune or two!

Hey i went to Mcdonalds and got a Ronald Mcdonald Surprise with out cheese!

by Chris Mc. May 22, 2006

ronald mcdonald

some freak that is the mascot of McDonalds

I wish the fat purple dude would sit on Ronald and squish him

by lunar shadows August 21, 2004

Ronald McDonald Charity Swirl

Verb; Ejaculating on a group of people while dressed as a clown

“I gave all 4 of those girls the ol’ Ronald McDonald Charity Swirl”

by tommyboy1917 March 31, 2022

ronald mcdonald

The look you achieve after performing oral sex on a woman while on her period.

by Ffej August 3, 2003

Ronald McDonald

Commonly mistaken with the Hamburgler yet way more epic, the Ronald McDonald is when one recieves a blowjob from a girl without hooking up with her anytime before this encounter or even at all that night. A Ronald McDonald is often used when the girl is much too fugly to ever touch back.

Though Melissa resembled that of Rocky Dennis, Dan still received a Ronald McDonald knowing that he would not have to touch her and no one would find out.

by Rahdagh August 9, 2009

Ronald McDonald Jizz

Your basic every day ketchup.

Oh, Oliver you totally got Ronald McDonald Jizz on your shirt, you fag stick.

by FunnyMexican June 6, 2010

Ronald Mcdonaldization

The brainwashing that occurs by McDonald's on the minds of young children. These kids become infatuated with McDonalds through the incessant advertising. This is shown especially in the documentary Super Size Me.

The poor children are undergoing Ronald McDonaldization as we speak, all around the world. Many of them will unfortunately become obese, and some will suffer a lot because of the insidious effects of Ronald McDonald & Co.

by Adel7 September 12, 2007