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rollerblading

A gay ass alternative to skateboarding. a.k.a fruitbooting. pussies that try to skateboard, and realize that its too hard convert to fruitbooting.
fruitbooter: wow look at me, i can jump so high with my blades on!!!

me: theyre attached to your fuckin feet, you idiot

fruitbooter: (starts crying) leave me alone.

rollerblading profile picture 

A profile picture, either on myspace, facebook or other networking sites, where the user (usually a female) includes rollerblades on his/her profile picture.

& its a good sign, not every fine looking user can pull such a picture ;)
Hannah McKenney's current facebook profile picture is a rollerblading profile picture.

Shirtless Rollerblading Guitar Guy 

A man, well known in the Edmonton Capital region of Alberta, Canada, who rollerblades around busy streets on the south side of Edmontmon without a shirt, singing and playing is guitar. He's Edmonton's local "Horseback Jesus." He's been noted to have some less-than-savoury opinions and has garnered a fair amount of controversy online. Similar to the North American Robin, spotting him is the first sign of spring in Edmonton.
Edmontonion: Spring is in the air! I just saw shirtless rollerblading guitar guy going down whyte!
Calgarian: You saw who??

rollerblading

An activity involving skating around touristy promenade type places wearing boots with little wheels on the bottom.
- What's the hardest thing about taking up rollerblading?
- I dunno.
- Telling your mom you're gay.
rollerblading by Latenite June 11, 2006

rollerblaring 

the extremely irritating act of rollerblading while blaring your stereo, boom box, etc on your shoulder
Person 1: I think we should jump that person for rollerblaring
Person 2: Yeah, and especially for playing Justin Bieber music

Rollerblading

Guy 1: "WOW I just love rollerblading!"
Guy 2: "Yeah that's gay."
Rollerblading by ayebird69 July 12, 2021