Mental Rolodex

Something you "store" memories in when a friend has said something stupid or pointless.

That's great; I'll put that in my mental rolodex so I can blog about it later

by uknow_that_1_guy July 5, 2010

Robodudet

A boy-to-girl transgender or tranny that involves themselves in online relationships or dating. Usually targeting men of same interest or any interest to the LGBT community. Unlike other transgenders, they stick with their original masculine voice unlike many others that adapt to a feminine voice.

Person 1: Damn, you heard Robodudet? Sounds like a straight dude partner!
Person 2: Yeah, what is that crap? I mean, what can I say? I've dated one before and I'm right back with Robodudet!
Person 1: Whatever you say partner, let's just hope the Oak don't Drive you nuts!

by jodeboy51 January 28, 2019

rainbow rolodex

The list of token ethnic contacts that journalists keep just in case they want a racial representative to chime in.

"Hmm, you know, this article on Jersey Shore really needs a quote from a real Italian-American. Darn, I don't have one in my rainbow rolodex."

"Wait, if we're going to do a write-up on a post-racial America, we need to get a quote from a black dude. Check your rainbow rolodex."

by Philosophistry January 29, 2010

rofo hot

hot, for a rofo (craigslist romance forum) chick; not necessarily hot compared to the general population IRL

nah, but poopypitchur is rofo hot.

by fbastage November 2, 2008

Mental Rolodex

A term derivative from the manually revolving name index found on most peoples desks from the 1970s through the times of smartphones. The term "Mental Rolodex" refers to an individual's (usually of the male gender) ability to store mental picture or scene of an encounter with a woman to use later to recreate ,re-adapt, or fabricate into a sexual scene in the mind which commonly leads to sexual orgasm by masturbatory means.

A man sees an attractive lady walking out through the aisles of grocery store. She says, "Excuse me." while reaching for the Pop Tarts, and walks off. The man goes home, and accesses his mental rolodex, which replays the encounter but this time the woman is wearing a tight dress and heels, and as she reached for the Pop Tarts, she looks at him and says "I wish you would pop-my-tart", and they start making out wildly and one thing leads to another and the next thing he knows there's jizz all over his right hand.

NOTE: The mental rolodex completely shuts off at the point of sexual climax...until another situation occurs.
jackoff hook-up masturbate false encounter tinder-wishing

by TheRealSimonSays October 8, 2015

Dass Rood

The black way of saying, 'that's rude'.

Girl 1: ...you smell like shit..
Girl 2: DASS ROOD.

by nedsterrr August 25, 2010

ROFO

The Acronym for Rock On or F*** Off. Created by a southwestern US motocross team in 2010.

Also used for: "recognize", "good job", "hello", and "goodbye"

Man, you stomped them in that last heat, ROFO MOFO!!!

I got to go, ROFO.

You ROFO'd that dude in the third lap.

ROFO punk!

by Rock On Racing August 14, 2012