Fockumentary

Noun- A fake documentary, similar to a mockumentary in that a mockumentary is based on actual events that people currently take part in but is scripted i.e a dog show, a concert, a beauty pageant, where as a fockumentary differs in that it is based on a completely fabricated premise i.e. speed dating with toads claiming to be princes

Brick Madness is a fockumentary being filmed in the Fall of this year.

by Nikewings March 30, 2011

Rectumental

The condition of having one's head up their ass.

Wow, I can't believe he's considering dating that chick. He's being rectumental, bro.

by Turtle McGuffins August 24, 2019

mockumentary

Anything made by Michael Moore; whether or not he meant it to be that way.

Dude: Damn, MM, that was hilarious!

MM: It wasn't a comedy.

Dude: C'mon! It was so full of bullshit that it had to be a comedy.

MM: No! It was all true! Waaahhh!

Dude: Whatever you say, fatass.

by dammit janet September 5, 2003

jockumentary

Sports films. Anything from a biography, to highlights, to full length features about sports that aren't the actual event.

Al spent the whole day watching football games. Then he spent the rest of the night watching a jockumentary about Johnny Unitas.

by SJ@24 November 26, 2010

Cockumentary

A documentary where the main character is a male homosexual.

A current example of a cockumentary would be HBO's "Behind the Candleabra" (Starring Michael Douglass and Matt Damon), which is a documentary about Liberacé.

by Aaron Hungwell June 13, 2013

mockumentary

An extremely profitable production of deceptive and shocking media, typically with a scary title, that is intended to divide a society into two warring, social factions by employing subtle international terrorism that convinces people they must relinquish control over their lives to a reigning bureaucracy in order to save the planet from themselves.

Scared: "Oh no, the sky is melting, we need to stop breathing and farting or we are all going to die!"

Reasonable: "What? Are you crazy?!"

Scared: "Me? You're the fool. You're going to kill us all! haven't you seen that documentary "An Inconsistent Boob"? The producer even gives speeches warning us about you people who are just too selfish and ignorant to see the truth.

Reasonable: "Oh, I get it, you fell for some money-hungry trickster's digitally altered mockumentary."

by Your liberator February 20, 2011

mockument

a document that is produced as evidence in a law court but that actually turns out to be fake.

He was sentenced to five years in jail because of the document presented in the court as evidence that he was innocent of the charge proved to be a mockument.

by uttam maharjan November 22, 2011