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Dutch Roadblock

A person who is not paying attention during a game of cards preventing the game to proceed.
Who's turn is it? ahhhrg, Jon off course is pulling a Dutch Roadblock! He will owe us all a Dutch Rudder if this keeps on happening.
by Gipsy Boy October 4, 2016
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Minnesota Roadblock

For any cars travelling on the interstate in the fast lane that go the same speed as the car in the slow lane. This essentially blocks all cars from passing them.
Last night I was travelling home from work on I-94 when I got stuck behind a Minnesota roadblock.
by Mister Bule June 4, 2009
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Asian Roadblock

The Asian Roadblock is when a group of Asian students spread out over a sidewalk or other heavily trafficked walking route and decide to walk at 0.2 feet per hour. This phenomenon has been noticed at all universities across North America; experts speculate that it is a scheme set up by Chinese agents in order to stifle the progress of Western higher education.
Professor: "Why are you late for class?"
You: "Sorry, I hit an Asian Roadblock, I was stuck behind them for 30 mins."
by Saadli January 17, 2013
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Mexican-Roadblock

A Mexican-roadblock occurs on a two or more lane road where 2 (or more) cars are traveling next to eachother at the same speed (usually under the speed limit), not allowing the following traffic to pass. Most noticeable on the highway in a light traffic situation, where two cars stop the flow of traffic wishing to pass.
i was late to work because i got stuck behind stuck behind a mexican-roadblock
by carolus rex June 8, 2004
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roadblock woman

A female bodybuilder; derived from the Devine ability to stop traffic with sheer force of muscle.
Why is there a roadblock woman in my explore feed?
by roadblocklover123 November 20, 2018
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Jewish Roadblock

When two cars are driving the same speed in both lanes blocking the road for anyone who wants to pass.
Billy was jewish roadblocking the tailgater behind him.
by Billy555555555555 June 21, 2008
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alaskan roadblock

When you're fucking a girl in the ass but there is an incredibley hard shit in the way.
1: Hey! Get yo' dick wet?
2: Naw man there was an Alaskan roadblock that was cock blockin the hershey highway.
by ChimpyOC November 20, 2009
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