Jizztastic

Something is so fun, hot, or amazing that you want to jizz everywhere

That girl with nice tits made me feel jizztastic!!

by Aphish December 16, 2009

jizztastical

Somthing So Good It Makes You Jizz.

Damm tht bitch is so jizztastical

by abigotti++ March 22, 2010

Jizztastics

The olympics of jizzing. Everyone is a winner and gets a gold penis for WINNING.

Jeremiah: Hey what's up?!
Jonathon: Nothing much...thinking of signing up for the Jizztastics.
Jeremiah: Ohhh jeez, that sounds fabulous. I'm going to jizz a quart.
Jonathon: No no, I'm going to jizz 2 gallons.
Jeremiah: IT'S ON LIKE DONKEY KONG BEYOTCH!

by BoredCollegeKidd November 4, 2011

kenneth jizztastic ramirez

some guy whos really sexy and loves penis/ jizz on his face btw he has a rlly big 8===========D (actual size) and hates justin bieber

nice job getting recked by kenneth jizztastic ramirez last night

by meow86 October 18, 2010

jizztastic

something that is jizztastic is something that is so fantastic that it can make someone ejaculate or "jizz" while thinking about it

The xbox 360 is far better than the playstation 3, especially with jizztastic games like Halo 3 and Gears of war.

by the suckster360 January 18, 2010

orgasmically jizztastic

Used when something is so completely and utterly awesome. Or when something makes you wanna have both an orgasm and jizz at the exact same time.

1. This ice cream is orgasmically jizztastic!!!
2. That chicks tits are orgasmically jizztastic!!!

by Drew Peacock says to Ben Dover October 24, 2010

RICtastic

fantastic, as per rick.

of, or related to RICular quale

better than dick (as in richard)

"Man, did you see the Tony Awards last night?"

"Dawg, you know that ain't my bag. But the commercials were rictastic."

by rick's cubical mate June 30, 2009